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Prosecutor: please show us which tit he sucked on.

Miss Daniels:Well... he said he was a seafaring man..
So he did a motor boat.

Prosecutor: Did he drop anchor?
Prosecutor: please describe his SCHLONG.
Miss Daniels: Well he had a tattoo on it..it said SHORTY


PROSECUTOR: So it was short?

Miss Daniels; Well no..
As he became aroused the writing expanded to SHORTY'S BAR AND GRILL 2235 WYCLIFF AVE...PHILADELPHIA PENNA.40557

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What were your words when he dropped anchor?

Miss Daniels: eeeeeha RIDE ME TILL I SWEAT MAGA BOY!
 
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This timeline fucking sucks

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Originally posted by ANGRY RAGEHEAD:
This timeline fucking sucks

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Glad you said that...and NO there was no sucking during the interaction..
although she WAS wearing cowboy boots and
a leather bra.

She's a larger type woman...one slap in the face with those boobies could cause damage..
Trust me!
 
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When I mount a woman of Miss Daniel's size I normally require stirrups and reins ...
of course that's just me. I like my women to snort loudly during THE ACT. Then again I like growling...also...
bite marks and scratches on the back are optional.
 
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and NO I am not a sexist SOB


just picky.
 
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Notice: this thread is tongue N' Cheek.
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