Prosecutor: please show us which tit he sucked on.
Miss Daniels:Well... he said he was a seafaring man.. So he did a motor boat.
Prosecutor: Did he drop anchor? Prosecutor: please describe his SCHLONG. Miss Daniels: Well he had a tattoo on it..it said SHORTY
PROSECUTOR: So it was short?
Miss Daniels; Well no.. As he became aroused the writing expanded to SHORTY'S BAR AND GRILL 2235 WYCLIFF AVE...PHILADELPHIA PENNA.40557This message has been edited. Last edited by: MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS,
When I mount a woman of Miss Daniel's size I normally require stirrups and reins ... of course that's just me. I like my women to snort loudly during THE ACT. Then again I like growling...also... bite marks and scratches on the back are optional.
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