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Fifth Column Freeper posted February 12, 2025 06:47 February 12, 2025 06:47
Man to woman... "Would you have sex with me for £1,000,000?" Woman answer... "Yes." Man to woman... "Would you have sex with me for £10?" Woman... "Of course not! What sort of woman do you think I am?" Man to woman... "I know what sort of woman you are; we are now just haggling over the price!"
posted February 12, 2025 12:52 February 12, 2025 12:52 Hide Post
Yes! W.C. Fields great comic actor.
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Fifth Column Freeper posted February 12, 2025 14:22 February 12, 2025 14:22 Hide Post
You remember Fields? WOW
Diner Gradgrinder posted February 12, 2025 16:09 February 12, 2025 16:09 Hide Post
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Originally posted by MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS: You remember Fields? WOW
"Of course I love children. Well done!"
Yeetcow posted February 14, 2025 06:49 February 14, 2025 06:49 Hide Post
(paraphrase)
Water? I never drink it. Fish piss in it.
______________________________Don't pet the fluffy murder cow.
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posted February 14, 2025 19:13 February 14, 2025 19:13 Hide Post
Here are some water skies
All I need now, is a downhill lake
~W.C. Fields
--------------------------- Call me the Breeze -------
Fifth Column Freeper posted February 15, 2025 03:53 February 15, 2025 03:53 Hide Post
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. W. C. Fields
Fifth Column Freeper posted February 15, 2025 06:54 February 15, 2025 06:54 Hide Post
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted. W. C. Field's
Fifth Column Freeper posted February 15, 2025 07:35 February 15, 2025 07:35 Hide Post
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Mae West
Fifth Column Freeper posted February 15, 2025 08:09 February 15, 2025 08:09 Hide Post
Job Position Posted At Local Hospital Help needed at Our Lady Of Eternal Damnation Hospital(circumcision ward) Pays 50 skins per week Chance to get a head And an occasional tip
Fifth Column Freeper posted February 15, 2025 10:32 February 15, 2025 10:32 Hide Post
Knock knock
Fifth Column Freeper posted February 15, 2025 12:18 February 15, 2025 12:18 Hide Post
Who's there?
Art
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