Man to woman... "Would you have sex with me for £1,000,000?"

Woman answer... "Yes."

Man to woman... "Would you have sex with me for £10?"

Woman... "Of course not! What sort of woman do you think I am?"

Man to woman... "I know what sort of woman you are; we are now just haggling over the price!"

Yes! W.C. Fields great comic actor.

You remember Fields?
WOW

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Originally posted by MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS:
You remember Fields?
WOW

"Of course I love children. Well done!"

(paraphrase)

Water? I never drink it. Fish piss in it.

Here are some water skies

All I need now, is a downhill lake

~W.C. Fields

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

W. C. Fields

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

W. C. Field's

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Mae West

Job Position Posted At Local Hospital

Help needed at Our Lady Of Eternal Damnation Hospital(circumcision ward)

Pays 50 skins per week
Chance to get a head
And an occasional tip

Knock knock

Who's there?

Art

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