A part of me would like to roll my eyes at this, but nothing the government will do surprises me anymore. I think they are doing their best to stir up a major conflict in the USA and use that as the reasoning to attempt to disarm citizens and impose all sort of lockdowns and restrictions. So far they've been unsuccessful via COVID lockdown, BLM riots and looting, and now by encouraging an invasion from our southern border. If that doesn't work, I expect them to grant amnesty (voting rights) to the up to 15 million illegal aliens currently here. There is no way anyone is going to be able to round that many of them up, not even half of them, and boot them out.
Uncle Bob's would like to apologize to the following people or groups of people who we undoubtedly have offended over the course of the past few years. If you feel you have been personally offended then take this apology to be specifically for you. Otherwise, we apologize to Jewish Mexicans, President Barack Hussein Obama Mmm Mmm Mmm a.k.a. Hopey McChangey, Catholic Priests who dork little boys, vegetarians, Fruit Loop, Atkins' Diet adherents and other fat-asses, Dennis J. Olson, Delta Lady, Joe and his Socks, paranoid persona's, space aliens, Illegal Aliens, Boy Scouts, same sex aficionados, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Canadians, ditch diggers, people who support the aforementioned, people on Prozac, Mel Gibson, Nazi Mods, Tiger Woods, motorcycle gang members, rag heads or towel heads or any other Middle Eastern personas or personae, Crotch Bombers, Britney Spears, the blind, the entire Gay and Lesbian community, Charlie Sheen, Black Panthers, NAACP, and anybody who has ever been called Lard Ass.
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