I have to say that the entire premise of the Minecraft game and universe... is one of the dumbest fucking ideas to see light in the gaming world. A world where everything can be created, but only square.

Completely RETARDED.

Now comes the Minecraft movie--one of the dumbest fucking motion pictures ever made, possibly even a step below "Plan Nine From Outer Space" (a classic by comparison). And none other that then most repulsive, fuck-stain of a human being stars in this picture, JACK BLACK. The worst actor and possibly the worst comedian of all time--having completely ruined the remake of "King Kong" some years back.

And on top of this the picture has Jason Mamoa staring in it--who it seems desperately needed a paycheck. It's sad to see him sink so low by agreeing to be in this piece of shit.

And yet this movie is making tons of dough at the box office. WTF!? I mean WHAT THE FUCK?!

Have people sunk this low in the sense of Idiocracy the movie?

ANSWER: A RESOUNDING YES.

Minecraft movie is set for pre teen & young teen boys. Crotch jokes galore.

Shinny, resident U.B'S movie critic.

Plan 9 From Outer Space.

BWABWAH OH MY HA HA HA, OMG IJUST SOILED MYSELF.

Didn't Ed Wood direct it?