I have to say that the entire premise of the Minecraft game and universe... is one of the dumbest fucking ideas to see light in the gaming world. A world where everything can be created, but only square.
Completely RETARDED.
Now comes the Minecraft movie--one of the dumbest fucking motion pictures ever made, possibly even a step below "Plan Nine From Outer Space" (a classic by comparison). And none other that then most repulsive, fuck-stain of a human being stars in this picture, JACK BLACK. The worst actor and possibly the worst comedian of all time--having completely ruined the remake of "King Kong" some years back.
And on top of this the picture has Jason Mamoa staring in it--who it seems desperately needed a paycheck. It's sad to see him sink so low by agreeing to be in this piece of shit.
And yet this movie is making tons of dough at the box office. WTF!? I mean WHAT THE FUCK?!
Have people sunk this low in the sense of Idiocracy the movie?
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