I heard he finally choked to death on a bag of dicks. Right before that he saw a brilliant flash but that was just a garbage truck turning around outside his trailer.
You do know that the line "You're not the dumbest person in the world, but you'd better hope he doesn't die" was written with you two in mind, right?
And before anyone might think it, this IS my tender, nurturing side.
——$ I'll ax the questions around here.
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IIRC, he had kidney surgery back in March(?) and then said something about going to his place in the mountains. Perhaps he's up there, taking it easy, disconnected from the mayhem of the world.
Originally posted by Jombi: IIRC, he had kidney surgery back in March(?) and then said something about going to his place in the mountains. Perhaps he's up there, taking it easy, disconnected from the mayhem of the world.
Paroled today on a technicality. An overnight observation turns into a 6 day nightmare. Food poisoning from produce purchased a well known market gives me secondary infection. What's worse if the food shitted out from this hospital (1# in the Nation BTW) which was largely inedible and with sickening smell in a few cases. This morning's breakfast I handed right back to the server and told him to 'shit can it,' only keeping the juice and muffin--as I had cleverly kept a breakfast pan from the 85degree bakery brought by the wife the previous evening.
The wife brought in food and milk-tea from the local Japanese market for most of the time there making it bearable.
On Wednesday one of the kitchen managers came by hearing that I had complained about the lack of quality--after explaining in detail how most every thing sucked (in detail) for a while--I told her (some chicken-shit millennial child on her first job) that everyone in the kitchen should be clubbed to death like baby seals... Then she rebuked me in the name of Jesus and left in tears.
I am going to put some research into this and see who and what is exactly behind this huge criminal conspiracy. A few years ago my provider was UCLA medial group and I had to stay a few days in their Santa Monica hospital... where someone would come by with the 'menu' which has choices and all the food was prepared by real sou-chefs. And if you didn't like something on their menu, they would craft a dish for you--and the sou-chef in many cases would come up and personally serve you.
I think the Nazis' served the prisoners in their death camps better quality grub that what I was getting.
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