Here is a new one for you. Over the last few months I have had two episodes. The first one was while were vacationing in Florida. I experienced a bad one exacerbated by my kidney disease. I was in the hospital for a few days and then transported by ambulance to a "rehab facility". While there I was hallucinating and became combative. They had to tie up my arms with restraints for three full days. I was swinging at the caregivers. After I snapped out of it they released from the restraints I was given about three weeks of therapy. When discharged we returned to our rental to resume our vacation. On our return home I relapsed. Back into a nursing home "rehab center". This place was pure hell! Horrible staff. Only one good employee. A physical therapist. She helped me return home in about three weeks. During all this I did not experience any angels or St. Peter holding out their arms for me. Not looking for sympathy. I can always find that between "shit and syphalis" in the dictionary".
Uncle Bob's would like to apologize to the following people or groups of people who we undoubtedly have offended over the course of the past few years. If you feel you have been personally offended then take this apology to be specifically for you. Otherwise, we apologize to Jewish Mexicans, President Barack Hussein Obama Mmm Mmm Mmm a.k.a. Hopey McChangey, Catholic Priests who dork little boys, vegetarians, Fruit Loop, Atkins' Diet adherents and other fat-asses, Dennis J. Olson, Delta Lady, Joe and his Socks, paranoid persona's, space aliens, Illegal Aliens, Boy Scouts, same sex aficionados, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Canadians, ditch diggers, people who support the aforementioned, people on Prozac, Mel Gibson, Nazi Mods, Tiger Woods, motorcycle gang members, rag heads or towel heads or any other Middle Eastern personas or personae, Crotch Bombers, Britney Spears, the blind, the entire Gay and Lesbian community, Charlie Sheen, Black Panthers, NAACP, and anybody who has ever been called Lard Ass.
