Will be partying( my birthday) starting at 2 p.m. Have coconut tequila ready....will be wearing a track suit...gold necklace... sunglasses and a bit of attitude. Friends coming over dressed like gangsters. When we hit the bar folks will freak out. Girlfriend dressing up as a flapper...short skirt...small beaded hat...white nylons...high heals...and a revealing top with a bit of cleavage. The evening will be spent in my hotub( six person)...will be watching old gangsters movies on large screen T.V...sipping boat drinks. .
Everybody(guests) is welcome to spend the night. Any U.B. member that lives in MI is welcome...bydaway.This message has been edited. Last edited by: MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS,
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