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Antipasto de Ant au cervelle de souris.
Sauteed cicada a la oignon.
grilled grasshoppers with sauce de Worstershire aux grenouilles de Marais.
Mountain Oysters freshly cut..
Oh..
Good
Bon appetit!
 
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(Ris de veau)
(Tête de veau)
Head cheese (Fromage de tête)
(Viande de cheval)
Sheep's testicles (Couilles de mouton)with sheep sweat

Oh yummy

(Lamproie)
Farci Poitevin.
 
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My appetite is raging.
 
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DES PLAINES, Ill. — As the third graders of Cumberland Elementary in the Chicago suburbs colored, clipped and glued paper to make cicadas with filmy wings, they confided their fears about what is about to happen in Illinois.

“Some people think cicadas can suck your brains out,” said Willa, a red-haired 8-year-old in a Star Wars T-shirt.

“They’re going to be so loud,” Christopher, 9, said as he colored his cicada intently. “I hate noise.”

“It’s kind of scary,” Madison, 8, said while picking through markers scattered on a green table. “What if they do something to me?”

Not to worry, Madison and Willa: Cicadas don’t actually bite, and they prefer to suck tree sap. (And Christopher, earplugs might come in handy.)
Illinois is the center of the cicada emergence in the United States, the only state that will experience cicadas nearly everywhere and see two adjacent broods — Brood XIX, or the Great Southern Brood, and Brood XIII, or the Northern Illinois Brood — come up from the soil at once. The dual emergence of the two groups of cicadas is happening for the first time since 1803, and expected to last about six weeks.

People unnerved by the idea of a trillion cicadas crawling around half the country, covering lawns and driveways and crunching underfoot, may find the coming weeks revolting. But there is also fascination and delight, a fervor that carries an echo of the recent solar eclipse, which drew the attention of millions of Americans who stood in awe of a rare natural phenomenon.

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Head cheese bru lai..
Served with steaming hot sweat and topped off with with a chocolatized glaze of
toe jam sauce..to die for.
 
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The cicada emergence has been known for a couple of years now, everyone's had enough time to build a nice flock of chickens.

Cicadas will make the snake in the grass double in size so he'll be ready for the next plague.
 
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"Not kidding....I had NO IDEA people did this..I can hear a constant hum sound from them... people keep posting on social media asking what the noises are.. that's how I found out that people are literally FORAGING them to EAT!!! I thought it was a joke at first...ITS NOT. Schawb would be pleased. They are indeed, eating the bugs! Can't believe these people! I moved down here from up north...eight years ago...strange folks down here.
The love for all livin"
 
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Head cheese bru lai..
Served with steaming hot sweat and topped off with with a chocolatized glaze of
toe jam sauce..to die for.



What, no butt crust sprinkles on top?

And you call yourself a gourmet!


Roll Eyes


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Head cheese bru lai..
Served with steaming hot sweat and topped off with with a chocolatized glaze of
toe jam sauce..to die for.



What, no butt crust sprinkles on top?

And you call yourself a gourmet!


Roll Eyes


That's a new one. Butt crust? Disposing of the fecal accumulation with a putty knife and a blow torch..oh yeah
 
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