July 27, 2026, 06:53
Brutusquote:
Originally posted by MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS:
It's really bad.
Dang, Max.
You didn't hear the latest news related to this?
IT'S JULY!!
In other news, the sun is expected to DISAPPEAR this evening. It might NOT BE BACK for 8-12 HOURS. PREP accordingly.
I have heard, from my sources, that MINIPAD will be bugging out to the secure location. YOU MAY NEVER HEAR FROM HIM AGAIN!!!!!

I will attempt to use TACTICAL COMM methods if that occurs. Do not be afraid though, he has an alternate identity as BUOYANT EXCREMENT.