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| Well on a side note--there is one less leftist voter to contend with today. Got out of bed late today--looked out the front window to see a dozen cop cars across the street. Turns out the leftist fagala living directly across the street did himself in this morning. Neighbor says she saw him put out his trash cans in the alley while holding an orange box. Then she hears a bang and sees him sitting in front of the garage door slumped over. She of course calls the police.
I come out (not yet knowing what is going on) as they are attempting to round up his dogs and take them away--I inquire what is going on. Cops are all tight lipped. So it turns out he sucked on his daddy's pistol because he was afflicted with some form of cancer.
Cops spent most of the day in the alley as a crime scene with the coroner's van standing by. Then the city came in with a clean-up crew, then left. I came back from Home Depot and drove though the alley to see a big scrub spot in front of his garage door. Not all the blood stain goine BTW--and huge splatter marks across the garage door that didn't clean off all the way. It was right out of "Taxi Driver." |
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| My guess is that he will be gone by the end of the week. Current rumor right now is that Biden is in hospice and not expected to live much longer. Of course everything on the internet is true
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