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Trump's Next National Strategy Will Center On Humanoid Robots
 
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Middle easterners have expressed interest in
a "whore" robot. They are more expensive because they speak. What do they say?
"OH GOD GOOD STICK IT TO ME."

I know it's disgusting.
 
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Mine should be here in a few weeks. I ordered the DELUX MODEL.
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Mine should be here in a few weeks. I ordered the DELUX MODEL.


She's a screemer. Oh boy!!
 
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Her name is peaches.
 
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Just kidding
 
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Just kidding[/QUOTE]
Her name is Kitty. MEOW MEOW.
 
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Mine should be here in a few weeks. I ordered the DELUX MODEL.
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All I need is a disembodied head mounted on a robotic arm that can swing out from under my bed and give me a blowjob to help me sleep.



lmao


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Mine should be here in a few weeks. I ordered the DELUX MODEL.
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All I need is a disembodied head mounted on a robotic arm that can swing out from under my bed and give me a blowjob to help me sleep.



lmao


OMG. THAT WAD GOOOOOOOOR.
 
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Wonder if they'll make one that looks like a male trucker and is anatomically correct and functional....I have an idea of one of the first buyers.


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Repeal the 19th.
 
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Wonder if they'll make one that looks like a male trucker and is anatomically correct and functional....I have an idea of one of the first buyers.



lmao


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Wonder if they'll make one that looks like a male trucker and is anatomically correct and functional....I have an idea of one of the first buyers.


Saging balls on a person's chin is disgusting. Really bad!
 
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