June 29, 2025, 11:36
MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUSODE TO TITS
Ode to the Female Breast.
Conceived and born at the early age of nought,
from my wet-nurse I, at twenty-one, was weaned;
my titular appreciation taught
by her who was a sport and rather keen.
I’ve studied boobs intensely all my life
and carried out research in many lands.
I’m fortunate a sympathetic wife
my lifelong predilection understands.
From her there is no need for me to hide
my fascination over pairs and doubles.
She knows it keeps my mind well occupied
which else might end in somewhat deeper troubles.
In-depth research and assiduity
has earned for me a widespread reputation
and further studies in Boobology
I still pursue with much anticipation.
The female breast’s a wonderful creation;
perhaps God’s most superior design,
inspiring universal admiration
until, with age, it goes into decline.
From puberty (that’s as an early teen,)
a girl begins developing a bust.
The contours of her bosom soon are seen
and next, a brassiere becomes a must.
At that stage boobies very rarely flop.
They’re sweet and perky, confident and proud
and, usually, with a cherry on the top
which tastes delicious (if you are allowed!)
They’re sensitive, responding quick to touch
and so, protectively, they must be housed.
If they’re manipulated very much,
the other parts may soon become aroused.
In its twenties and its thirties, I have found
the average knocker’s really in its prime;
a firm but supple sub-cutaneous mound,
with necklines getting lower all the time.
When showing wide expanse and depth of cleave,
it isn’t just to keep their breastworks cool
but women get some kicks when pricks perceive,
while ogling them with bulging eyes, and drool.
By middle age breasts often reach their peak
before they get real old and start to sag,
for, once the pectoral muscles get too weak,
their weight and gravity creates a drag.
But even when a boob is past its best,
it still may have residual attraction
for often, a mature display of breast
can indicate desire for further action.
Exhibited on beaches, going topless,
en masse boobs are a glory to behold;
especially when upright, proud and flopless,
(and they haven’t got too sunburned or too cold!)
Of all that Nature’s wondrous sights can offer
which women may compare and men admire,
the well-formed female breast has most to proffer
to those who should a taste for it acquire.
Hugh Wyles, February 11th.2007.
June 29, 2025, 12:06
MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUSand from the FUGS,we have this little song.
Lyrics to Boobs A Lot
Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Down in the locker room,
Just three boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,
Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(Got to wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Well, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,
So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along
Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.
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