Originally posted by Shinmen Takezo: EAM as follows...
Denise has scratched their balls.
I repeat...
Denise has scratched their balls.
A bit to the left. Ahhh yes right there- the left testicle needs TLC. My goodness your hands are soooo cold. Now look what you've done. My testicle has shriveled up. You bastard!This message has been edited. Last edited by: Jefiner,
I'll worry when the blind, subterranean rodent gives the warning from her AO to watch your six, keep your head on a swivel, head for your BOL, and other bits of nonsense. She is the Punxsutawney Phil of doom prognosticators. Respect her authoritah!This message has been edited. Last edited by: Jefiner,
Originally posted by Jefiner: Let's keep it vague, friends.l
Or, I can move it to Sea World.
As this ancient Greek philosopher(Testicles) once said "as the arrow flies observe the essence of the golden shaftThis message has been edited. Last edited by: MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS,
Originally posted by MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS: [QUOTE]Originally posted by Jefiner: Let's keep it vague, friends.l
Or, I can move it to Sea World.
Advice
Ascend or descend
There's no staying the same
The anointed one pontificates.
We are either going down an up staircase OR we are Up a down staircase. Neither reality matters UNLESS you are treading water.This message has been edited. Last edited by: MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS,
Each descent will cause a rebirth of glitches which will span our reincarnated lives. Learning how to maneuver away from the slings and arrows that life forces throw at us is acquired through studied patience, perseverance and yes...a bit of lady luck.
During this life as a male, I tend to covet certain thought patterns as well as a plethera of pleasurable activities. What brings pleasure to me? Well a nice pair of 36 double d's filling out a short night dress( no under garments) ...a black corset and of course black nylons and . to top it off..black ..frilly garters. As for her well...
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