You are a “cracker” if…
You’ve ever said “I’ll just fix it myself” and turned a 10-minute job into a 3-day saga
Your idea of seasoning is salt… and maybe pepper if you’re feeling adventurous
You still have a drawer full of random cables “just in case”
You clap when the plane lands
You call tech support before checking if it’s plugged in
You’ve got at least one chair that’s just a pile of clothes now
You say “back in my day” and then realize… yeah, you’re getting older