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Fifth Column Freeper
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They found a lump on his breast.

He' lost his health insurance.

This post is no joke.
 
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he was in the military?! 1rof1


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It was probably just part of a ham sandwich that fell under his man-boob. I wonder if the docs there told him to lose weight.
And like the sun rising and setting, Melodi of course knows someone who knows someone who wishes they could have gone to the VA. She never fails to chime in with her "I have a friend who..." or "I know of someone who knows someone who...".


Putting the fun in dysfunction
 
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Meh.

Tick-tock.

Tick- tock.
 
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No lumps, but I am at the VA now transferring my records.

President Trump sure kicked some ass in these places.
Clean and efficient here.
 
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Cancer sucks! Maybe Ms. Kitty is going there to be his nurse?


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It’s not so difficult. Lots of natural light, especially in the morning and starting at dawn. Avoid artificial light (including all that technology nnEMF shit), especially after sunset. Non-fluoridated water. Lots of fatty fish (for the DHA). Eating foods every single day that fight or prevent cancer (like garlic/onions, crucifers) and not eating exactly what Denny eats. And of course bucking obesity, insulin resistance, and leptin resistance. In other words, exactly the lifestyle changes Denny refuses to make.

Lib, Sage has been in my prayers. If conventional medicine weren’t so obtuse and competing interests like Big Pharma weren’t so obstructionist and the basic health information we’ve been forcefed for decades weren’t so wrong, we’d all be far better off. Something Sage has going for her and Denny never will is someone who truly cares.
 
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Something Sage has going for her and Denny never will is someone who truly cares.

You got that right. I take better care of her than I do for myself. Of course I have to stay as heathy as possible to continue care for her. To whit; I have been trying hard yo lose weight, eat better, and go to my own doctors rather than being "stoically stupid" as so many men can be about seeing doctors.

Thank you for your kind words. UB's sure has changed under our current dominatrix's stiletto heel. Big Grin


"Bigly!"
 
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We're turning into a nursing home here! LOL I am still a mess with both feet looking like pizza's from reactions to the spider bite or whateverthefuck got me. Even spread into my arms and hands. Seems to finally be getting a little better now. Home Health is here now to change my dressings every other day. Oh well.....onward thru the fog!




Obama Sucks!
 
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Charlie... post some photos.

Share with us.
 
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Originally posted by Shinmen Takezo:
Charlie... post some photos.

Share with us.


Have color photos of the flying Dutchman's hemorroids after being removed by a back alley
defrocked surgeon. I 'll never eat grapes again.
 
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UB's sure has changed under our current dominatrix's stiletto heel.
lmao 1whip

In other news, I hope you heal up quick, Charles. Sounds like a nasty systemic reaction.

Feel better! And let me know if you need a prayer garden. Wink
 
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