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I paid $200.00 for euthanasia and return of remains in a nice cedar box when I lost my 100 pound Black and Tan coon dog a few years back.

He is exaggerating or is getting it up the poot shoot.


Emo Grease always adds at least $1,000 to your vet bill.
 
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It is pretty easy to run up insane vet bills at the end. A good vet will say, "you know this is an old dog and it might not be worth the money and pain to go through a bunch of tests." But all too often, they will encourage you to run up hundreds or thousands in tests before putting the dog down a few days or a week later. The more cats you see in the waiting room, the more you are probably going to pay.
 
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Don't forget the NEW SP101 and special AR10 he just had to have too recently.


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Dennis--aka "lard ass" aka "truck stop boy" is out of work again?!!

Weep, weep--sniff, sniff (not).


Crushingly Brilliant commentary as usual!

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Shinmen, Breezy, I still don't quite understand why you failed to answer the desperate calls for help from your Flag Waving friends in Oregon?
 
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Prayers up, $100 sent. Wish I could do more. You and Hermoine are loved.

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It is amazing how easily he can get people to whip out their wallets, particularly when he posts threads about all the expensive toys that he buys. Year after year, same thing. Nobody ever seems to catch on, although there are a lot of lurkers at the moment, so at least a few must get it.
 
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He is so pathetic!

He has no shame!

I will say it again and again! His wife did the right thing by getting away from him! I can't imagine the life she had to live!

That forum has confirmed to me that most so-called preppers are BS'ers!

Hypocrites!
 
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It is amazing how easily he can get people to whip out their wallets, particularly when he posts threads about all the expensive toys that he buys. Year after year, same thing. Nobody ever seems to catch on, although there are a lot of lurkers at the moment, so at least a few must get it.


Especially in the holiday season! UGH!
 
Posts: 101 | Registered: December 06, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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It's never easy to say goodbye to a companion we've had for a decade or more.

I knew it was over when my foodie refused to eat.

In the last 4 months I've had to replace a totaled car (one of our finest from the border, no DL, no insurance), buy a set of tires, replace a computer, a phone and a defective kitchen range in addition to all of $200 tickets for repairs that I can't do. I've also had to fix up this house to get ready to sell so I can retire. A driveway, rock and gravel, replace kitchen countertops and sink. I'm still not done yet. I've been able to manage without whining about not having any money because I've managed to put some away for these rainy days.

Also, I looked back in my QB and found that I had a charge for $210.65 for euthanasia AND cremation in May of 2013. Lardass probably wants someone to come to the house to do this and that would bump up that cost considerably. Nothing but the best for that waste of belarded oxygen.

Whatever happened to all of that crap he has in storage that he could have sold, like the 6K drapes?

I saw that some woman sold some jewelry so she could donate money to him.

I feel for the dog who seems to want to go as I do for all creatures that some folks seem to want to hang onto for as long as they can.

At least she won't have him sucking her eyeballs anymore.

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At least she won't have him sucking her eyeballs anymore.

1rose

I'll be gentle here and say he's probably done more disturbing things to her than that.

I'd bet BIG money on that.

He's definitely not "normal" when it comes to his relationship to Hermoine.

That's been very obvious for a loooooong time.
 
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Seems like Lard-Ass's shepherd has bone cancer--and is (from experience) not treatable effectively without spending thousands and thousands of dollars for very little benefit. It seems like he is getting hosed by his vet and knows very little about the scams they pull on pet owners at a sensitive time ($$$).

Dog has a couple of weeks at most.
 
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My heartfelt thanks to you all, not only for your financial help, but your kind thoughts and prayers. Your donations allowed me to pay her vet bill this evening, and will cover not only her final expenses, but I want to have her re-xrayed every two weeks to keep track of the cancer. That probably won’t happen too many times, since I expect her to pass within two months. But it’s very comforting to know that I can help her without worrying about the bills.

You people are the best in the world.

ETA: I may need to chastise Wise Owl. She took it upon herself to do this based on a PM I sent her letting her know about Hermione. I didn’t know she’d done it until I started getting PMs asking about her. But many thanks, even though she shamelessly broke the rules.

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Sheesh, I feel for the dog, I really do. He needs to put her out of her misery. It’s terminal and he wants to keep X-raying her for his on curiosity. Sad.

They keep sending money, even after he posted this. Reeefuckingdiculous.


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It seems like he is getting hosed by his vet and knows very little about the scams they pull on pet owners at a sensitive time ($$$).

Your theory would work for normal people, but not on LardAss.

He's Mensa material, doncha'know...
 
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That forum has confirmed to me that most so-called preppers are BS'ers!


The LAST thing that worthless forum is, is a prepper forum!!

Look at the regular posters there, just a bunch of lardass-zombies that stumble through life in a pathetic daze, calling him "boss" and sending him money. And all they get in return is him treating them all like shit.

Dennis is NO kind of administrator. Look at the bitchfest he got into with TerryK on the "Atheist/Christmas" thread. Terry couldn't be an atheist on an ATHEIST thread,and Dennis was pushing his mormon/jesus bullshit on it and treating people with his typical arrogant attitude.

Now that POS is taking money from members TWO DAYS LATER, and TerryK lost his nads and ending up sucking up to lardass in that thread. I wonder how much $$ Terry the nutless sent him?
 
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If Dennis has a daughter I'd let her blow me in exchange for a couple of rounds of .22 ammo to put the dog down.

Other than that I'm all tapped out.


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He should have had her put down when she was on the table. She was ready to go. What a freeking drama queen.

I've put many of my own dogs down by my own hand to save them the discomfort of the last trip to the vet office. If you truly care about them, you suck it up and do your best for them to the end without regard to your own sympathies.
 
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If Dennis has a daughter I'd let her blow me in exchange for a couple of rounds of .22 ammo to put the dog down.

Other than that I'm all tapped out.


Big Grin

You're one cheap bastard.

A good BJ is at least worth a couple of rounds of any caliber .38-.45.

Then again, if she looks like Dennis...I take back my critique.

I shall now call you, "Brutus the Generous and Benevolent."
 
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Vinegar water and Q Tips must be something Lard Ass has no idea how to use.....


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You know, even at her age, she can still hear, and see clearly. That has been a huge blessing. For awhile, she lost most of her hearing, but that was due to crud buildup in her ears. When I figured that out, I took her to the vet and 5hey put her under and cleaned out her ear canals. She’s been good ever since. She became very depressed when she lost her hearing. .




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Don't forget the NEW SP101 and special AR10 he just had to have too recently.


And lets not forget the new Tablet, Phone, custom Lower for his AR and the Playstation / xbox
 
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