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I have decades of experience with women. From dating to marriage. From managing women in the work place to raising daughters. Here are my thoughts based on their biological traits and their psychology.

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Women:
Rule #1
You cannot judge women by your own standards. Women do not exercise logic and linear thinking. They interpret reality through intuition and emotion. As an example women do not have any intention of showing up exactly when expected, but they will show up 'fashionably late' because it feels more socially acceptable to them and helps them paint a better picture of themselves to others. How their image appears to others, trumps everything. It is their form of politics.

Rule #2
Women always appear to lie because their reality isn't based on what happened via the primary senses which are visual and audial, they use feelings, which can fluctuate. Women are all mildly narcissistic, so their reality is catered towards maintaining an outside image of themselves as opposed to what actually and honestly took place and who they actually are. Laying it all on the table, so to speak, for a woman, is unthinkable. Putting her true natural self, honestly on display for all the world to see, is not possible for most women. They work ceaselessly throughout their lives to manipulate how others view them. They live in constant fear of being 'outed'. They will alter the story to suit their image, to make themselves appear better, prettier, richer, and more powerful, as if they have the superior vagina.

Rule #3
The definition of love changes for a woman based on the state of her fertility cycle. In her teens and twenties, love for a woman is different for her than it is in her thirties after she has had children. The actual definition of love according to M. Scott Peck M.D. Is thus: The ability for and conscious choice to seek the better health, welfare, and spiritual advancement of another. For a woman, again, the definition and interpretation of love is based on emotion. It is how a woman can "fall out of love" even though that should be impossible if one has made the conscious choice and the commitment to love someone. Her feelings (love) change with her fertility cycle and basically how hot in the ass she gets. Love is not an emotion or a feeling, but women think it is. This is why they are not loyal to men. Their loyalty is based on silly emotions, not on a steadfast conscious choice to love forever.

Rule #4
Sexual attraction and the feeling of love for a woman criss cross in erratic patters over time. During high fertility they (feelings of love&sex) usually combine to form a powerful appearance of True love and loyalty as women are nesting and seeking to procreate. They have something to obtain. Later, after the fertility has lessened, those loyalties can change based upon her perceived needs. Most of the time, what turns a woman on sexually is NOT what she desires emotionally. For the most part, these two instances are separate. It is why women, when they are young, almost always go for the bad boy, the testosterone laden male who is capable of injuring her during copulation. That is what turns her on, biologically speaking. But this is not usually what she 'wants' in a mate during her life fantasies. As a girl she will daydream about a handsome Prince Charming who elicits political and financial power. This is why a woman can marry a billionaire geek, but in the depths of her mind she gets wet over the frightening UFC type covered in tattoos. If you understand female biology and psychology, you can switch personas between asshole and gentleman frequently enough to maintain a successful marriage. If she's worth it. While her waning fertility cycle fluctuates you must determine when she needs gentle cuddling as opposed to dominating brutality.

Rule #5
Women think about sex far more frequently than males. When a man's nuts get full, he looks to empty them. Simple and straight forward. For a woman however, attracting a mate is a constant, nagging thought process. She wakes up and instantly starts judging herself based on acquiring a mate. Is her hair presentable, her nails done, her ass clean, her breath nice, her fashion acceptable, her ass not fat, etc...etc...etc... ad nauseum. Every waking thought and action for a woman is solely catered towards ultimately getting pregnant. Getting the money load inside the womb.

Rule #6
The desire to become pregnant at high fertility levels overrides all conscious thinking and planning. If you are a suitable mate who encounters a woman at a high fertility level in her 20's, she will willingly and unconsciously allow herself to get pregnant, even on the first date. There will be little or no forethought involved in these actions. The primary goal is to have a baby. If she is conditioned thoroughly enough though, she will use birth control and seek out the most alpha type male she is capable of securing. But it is a race for women to snatch up the best male. The establishment has abused this biological drive to create a nation of promiscuous, disease-acquiring whores who do not understand their true nature or what they are doing.

Rule #7
A woman's 'love' is largely based on her olfactory senses. How the man smells to her. She is judging his DNA based on pheromones and determining if his offspring will be acceptable. It is deeply ingrained biology that she is not conscious of. It is also why women are far more likely to give fallacio during courtship as the taste of semen also allows her to determine DNA status. Unfortunately birth control pills using hormones change how a woman senses smell and taste. The man she falls in love with while on the pill is NOT the man she will be in love with after she has gotten off the pill and had children. This is a huge cause for divorce. If you are looking to marry a woman and start a family it is critical that she not be taking any hormone altering drugs for at least one year prior to marriage. If she falls in love with you while she is physically natural, then your chances of a successful long term relationship increase exponentially. If her hormones are synthetically unbalanced during courtship and don't mesh with your pheromones later on, she will begin to resent you and hold you in contempt, ultimately leading to separation. And she won't know why.

Rule #8
Female depth perception and interpretation of speed and distance. Men are biologically designed to chase and kill animals. To do labor. Women are designed to sire offspring and maintain a family. We are two different creatures of the same being. This simple fact accounts for most of our blatant differences. While our creator is magnificent, he made women with 7 (seven) TIMES less grey brain matter. At puberty, women stop producing grey brain matter and continue producing white brain matter. Grey brain matter is the 'intellectual' and. 'Mathematical' brain matter. White brain matter is for communication. Women need that for raising babies. Men need grey brain matter to engineer satellites and put them into outer space.
 
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Well that wasn't written by a misogynist



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Please make a Youtube video where you get together with all the women in your life and read this to them.
 
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That was a thoughtful, well written articles. I usually have to turn to a storm Front or Christian Identity for articles of this type. Perhaps you have one written about Jews or blacks to share with us?


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I found this kinda sciency


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Rule #6...

BULLSHIT!!!

Most men are babies and that in itself made me not want any (more) babies.

But then again, I am a very different type of woman. Never felt the need to have a baby. I like children for a few minutes, then they need to go home with their parents.

And I can take care of myself, even though I am happily married.



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Maximus... you spew so much truth.
My head is spinning.

You should be awarded a Nobel Prize--for something over these observations.

This is all scientific facts.

Thank you.
 
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When I post an article like this, the reader must presuppose that it was posted in order to promote discourse--agreement or disagreement--and lastly a challenge to the current thinking on the matter.

The author wrote this article with a Darwinian premise in mind. We can conclude, after reading the article that 'true love' is more than likely a fantasy. The initial love that is experienced by both men and women at the onset of courtship is more than likely merely a chemical reaction. True love, in my view, may come years and years after a couple hooks up--The reader will notice that I used the term 'may come'.
 
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Originally posted by Traitor Vic:
Rule #6...

BULLSHIT!!!

Most men are babies and that in itself made me not want any (more) babies.

But then again, I am a very different type of woman. Never felt the need to have a baby. I like children for a few minutes, then they need to go home with their parents.

And I can take care of myself, even though I am happily married.


Bravo T.V. Honesty and forthrighteousness has been your hallmark for years. Keep it up--it's an admirable trait.
 
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Rules? There's rules?

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Rule 9: The Shocker.

Two in the pink, one in the stink.


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Rule 9: The Shocker.

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Rookie.

Let me know when you up your game to "The Vulcan."

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The author clearly has a history of failed relationships and kids who won't talk to him. His reason for personal failures, "It's her fault!" Even pedophiles use that excuse when they're caught raping toddlers.
 
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CanadaWanker's TWO rules for understanding the sexes:

1. Men are generally DEstructive

2. Women are generally CONstructive.

Details vary with mileage. obvious


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CanadaWanker's TWO rules for understanding the sexes:

1. Men are generally DEstructive

2. Women are generally CONstructive.

Details vary with mileage. obvious


I always heard that you Canucks liked to drink, but *YOU* must just *STAY* drunk to believe that stupid shit.


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Originally posted by chicom:
Rule 9: The Shocker.

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Rookie.

Let me know when you up your game to "The Vulcan."

snail



damned google....
 
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damned google....


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