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The Unwelcome Mat



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"LIVE! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!" Auntie Mame

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I never asked for trust funds. They were thrust upon me. Have pity.

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I take it the mat doesn't say welcome. lmao
 
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Nah, just zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztt.


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"LIVE! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!" Auntie Mame

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I never asked for trust funds. They were thrust upon me. Have pity.

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If it works as well on Jehovah's Witnesses, I'm sold!
 
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Thumbs Up lmao


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"LIVE! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!" Auntie Mame

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I never asked for trust funds. They were thrust upon me. Have pity.

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Originally posted by dissimulo:
If it works as well on Jehovah's Witnesses, I'm sold!


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