"If you try to sell privately, don’t sell from your house. Take the one gun to a public meeting place. Be sure to be armed yourself. Print a bill of sale up, and let the buyer know you’ll want to see ID and have them sign a copy of the bill of sale. If the potential buyer wants to know why, tell him it’s for your protection should the gun ever be used in a crime and the cops come to your door. Otherwise, it will sit in your file cabinet forever.
And NEVER sell to someone who sounds black or has a black name. And if the person who shows up to buy is black, drive away.
NEVER conduct business, let alone a gun sale, with a black."
Uncle Bob's would like to apologize to the following people or groups of people who we undoubtedly have offended over the course of the past few years. If you feel you have been personally offended then take this apology to be specifically for you. Otherwise, we apologize to Jewish Mexicans, President Barack Hussein Obama Mmm Mmm Mmm a.k.a. Hopey McChangey, Catholic Priests who dork little boys, vegetarians, Fruit Loop, Atkins' Diet adherents and other fat-asses, Dennis J. Olson, Delta Lady, Joe and his Socks, paranoid persona's, space aliens, Illegal Aliens, Boy Scouts, same sex aficionados, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Canadians, ditch diggers, people who support the aforementioned, people on Prozac, Mel Gibson, Nazi Mods, Tiger Woods, motorcycle gang members, rag heads or towel heads or any other Middle Eastern personas or personae, Crotch Bombers, Britney Spears, the blind, the entire Gay and Lesbian community, Charlie Sheen, Black Panthers, NAACP, and anybody who has ever been called Lard Ass.