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Not the gay kind. The broke back kind. Fell on black ice on my porch yesterday. Landed on my spine on the edge of a set of steps. Trip to the ER. 3 Tranverse (trans...hee hee) fractures to L1-L3. I will have lots of time over the next month to do nothing but post on this site while I recover. Maybe I can outpost Nik! 1jbox1




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Damn, Charlie, that sucks! I hope you at least got some good pain meds.
 
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Damn, Charlie, that sucks! I hope you at least got some good pain meds.


Just some 5 mg Vicodin. Plan to avoid them except during major pain episodes. If I do not move at all, lay flat on my back, etc. it doesn't hurt much. It only hurts bad when I laugh, sneeze, cough, take a shit, or try to move.




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JFC Charlie. That's why the good Lord made chicken grit. All occasion gripper - keep mine at the door. Also been wearing the ice cleats outside past few weeks.

Sucks for sure. Hope you heal up soon.
 
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Good Lord! Get better soon. Get some spray magnesium or magnesium lotion. I recommend the Ancient Minerals magnesium lotion ULTRA with MSM. You can buy it on Amazon. Highly recommend. Let wifey massage you with it on sore spots.


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Not the gay kind. The broke back kind. Fell on black ice on my porch yesterday. Landed on my spine on the edge of a set of steps. Trip to the ER. 3 Tranverse (trans...hee hee) fractures to L1-L3. I will have lots of time over the next month to do nothing but post on this site while I recover.


Whew! --this is a relief!

I for a moment thought you were going camping with Jake Gyllenhaal to suck his dick.
 
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wait I thought that diatomos earth is what fixed everything? or was it black salve?


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wait I thought that diatomos earth is what fixed everything? or was it black salve?


You forgot Krayton.




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Or, better yet, just get up and walk it off you fucking sissy!!!!

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Wow. That had to be a scary moment.
 
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Or, better yet, just get up and walk it off you fucking sissy!!!!

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I plan on that as soon as the spine is well enough to support weight. Doing that right now could paralyze me for life. Not to mention not being able to get a boner!




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I plan on that as soon as the spine is well enough to support weight. Doing that right now could paralyze me for life. Not to mention not being able to get a boner!

If the doc said you should rest for one month, I'd make it two months...you know, just to be sure!
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get well quickly Charlie.
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Not the gay kind. The broke back kind. Fell on black ice on my porch yesterday. Landed on my spine on the edge of a set of steps. Trip to the ER. 3 Tranverse (trans...hee hee) fractures to L1-L3. I will have lots of time over the next month to do nothing but post on this site while I recover. Maybe I can outpost Nik! 1jbox1

Ouch!


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Damn, Charlie, that sucks! I hope you at least got some good pain meds.


Just some 5 mg Vicodin. Plan to avoid them except during major pain episodes. If I do not move at all, lay flat on my back, etc. it doesn't hurt much. It only hurts bad when I laugh, sneeze, cough, take a shit, or try to move.

Just wait for your first BM. You could seriously stroke out from the pain.


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Hope you get well fast, Charlie. I am familiar with pain, trust me.
 
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I never knew just how dangerous bird watching could be! I think I will go back to safer sports like sky diving!




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Stuff you hurt now will just hurt later as well.

Arthritis forms wherever previous injury lies. Enjoy your rest.
 
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Stuff you hurt now will just hurt later as well.Arthritis forms wherever previous injury lies.


Yep......fully aware of that shit. I blew a disc about 20 years ago. When they did the recent Cat Scan the doc pointed out that it showed some serious arthritis and said to expect more of the same once this heals up. Oh well.....onward thru the fog........... I kinda doubt I am the only one in this world dealing with this.




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