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I was setting on a suitcase in the streets looking for a safe park bench to sleep on.

Life is cold when you spend your last two bucks on a jar of peanut butter, walking around looking for work.
 
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You never did that. Fucking rats. God they’re everywhere.
 
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Rats want your heat and peanut butter.
 
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You would know that if you slept with rats.
 
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I had rat as a pet until she died. Used keep her cage open, she would welcome me home by crawling up my led to my shoulder every day.
 
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She was a good rat.
 
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Then I got a cat. Then a dog then I had to put the dog down, I’m getting a new dog.
 
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A massive German Shepard. Only dog as a kid, only dog in my life.
 
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Getting a Tlingit dog part wolf honored to have him.
 
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I want a dog that can eat any other dog on the street. Serious why have a dog?
 
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Here’s a hundred plus pounds of tooth coming in your face.
 
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Here’s a hundred plus pounds of tooth coming in your face.

Of course you'd want a dog like that.

It's obvious that you like things coming in your face...
 
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Here’s a hundred plus pounds of tooth coming in your face.

Of course you'd want a dog like that.

It's obvious that you like things coming in your face...


You’re meaningless. You must understand that by now.
 
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Here’s a hundred plus pounds of tooth coming in your face.

Of course you'd want a dog like that.

It's obvious that you like things coming in your face...


You’re meaningless. You must understand that by now.

lmao

You crack me up!
 
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Here’s a hundred plus pounds of tooth coming in your face.

Of course you'd want a dog like that.

It's obvious that you like things coming in your face...


You’re meaningless. You must understand that by now.

lmao

You crack me up!


Nope you’re just stupid.
 
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Assume for a second I’m having a conversation way over your head.
 
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Here’s a hundred plus pounds of tooth coming in your face.

Of course you'd want a dog like that.

It's obvious that you like things coming in your face...


You’re meaningless. You must understand that by now.

lmao

You crack me up!


Nope you’re just stupid.

Maybe, but I'm 1000% certain I've impacted more people in a positive way than you have.

I know people will be sad when I die, and tears will be shed.

You on the other hand, yeah...pretty sure that's not gonna happen.

But, hey, maybe the fact that "you think for a living" will console you as the light fades from your eyes.

Have a great night!
 
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And you don’t even know who the players are.
 
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Why do you assume this is any side of a conversation you are into?

Just a hint, I’m talking to someone in Germany right now.
 
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