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Please post atomic mushroom selfies here.



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Doh. You won't have internets. Or toilets, gas, heat, lights or foods.
 
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Not to worry. Help is only months away.
 
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Pretty sure I will have have a toilet. Just any water in it might be glowing a fel green.

Which begs the question, where exactly do the iodine tabs go?
 
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One of my bigger concerns in a *not great situation* is all the prisons around here. Would they open the doors or gas them in the most humane way possible?
 
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Been there, done that — years ago.
Me and my big sis:



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Warden: "Fire up the gennys and as for the exhaust? You know what to do boys."

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One of my bigger concerns in a *not great situation* is all the prisons around here. Would they open the doors or gas them in the most humane way possible?

That's one of the biggest concerns for me/mine.

We live in an area with SEVERAL, yes SEVERAL, state prisons.

What happens if/when TSHTF? Or, when someone with a small brain and big plans drives a dump truck full of guns through the two razor fences into the yard and gives the inmates a way out?

People ask me why I have an AK-47.

My response: "You don't need an AK...UNTIL YOU NEED AN AK!"


ETA: Oh, go fuck yourself, Alaska.
 
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People ask me why I have an AK-47 (EBR).

My response: "You don't need an AK (EBR)...UNTIL YOU NEED AN AK (EBR)!"


Words to live by right there! With a slight modification.


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Do you like my boobies?

Please, please no picture's.

Repeal the 19th.
 
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Kim's only option is to occupy Seoul post hast. China rushing troops to the border,

Kim sent his soldiers to get a full belly off his starving people.

We respond, he EMPs the fuck out of the coasts.
 
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You sayin Chikuns gonna be in short supply? 1dunno1
 
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You pissed everyone off, you have no food but you have 60 to 100 nukes. How the fuck do you stay alive?
 
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Why are you so afraid of passing on?
 
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Who knows, maybe China will offer him a safe space, but short of that it looks pretty locked in. He can't stay in Korea, his own people will kill him. I think he takes Seoul. Something's changed.
 
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Right now he's sitting in a hot tub with a dozen hookers and blow trying to figure out what to do. I imagine stepping down from being a god in your own country is a tough call. I'm sure Kim will make the right decision.
 
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Rehab in China would not be my first choice.

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One of my bigger concerns in a *not great situation* is all the prisons around here. Would they open the doors or gas them in the most humane way possible?





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"LIVE! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!" Auntie Mame

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I never asked for trust funds. They were thrust upon me. Have pity.

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Why are you so afraid of passing on?


You sure hit the nail on the head, right there.


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"LIVE! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!" Auntie Mame

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I never asked for trust funds. They were thrust upon me. Have pity.

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If Kim hit his "Nuke Button" on his desk, some midget parade with confetti would come marching through his headquarters with kazoos and bottles of liquor.

Brewskis
 
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Knowing the Norks reentry vehicle accuracy, the canned sunshine destined for Seattle will in all likelihood land in Laska's lap.

Which just makes me giggle.


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