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1. You sit down on your balls.
 
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Standing up sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies.
 
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you realize animals make better companions than people..
 
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) You remember when not one person you knew had a tattoo or weird piercing in some unusual part of their body

2) You remember when women didn't shave their pubic hair, or even trim it

3) You remember when not only did no one you know have any kind of cell phone but when no one even had an answering machine on their home phone

4) You remember using rotary dial phones

5) You remember fax machines and the sound they made when receiving a fax

6) You remember walking to and from school and your parents not worrying at all about your safety

7) You remember black and white TV

8) You remember being taught about the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights in school, and your teachers making sure you understood how important they were

9) You remember seeing your first-ever Pong machine and being amazed

10) You remember when there was no way to record a TV show at home

11) You remember riding your bike all over a big U.S. city with your friends in perfect safety

12) You remember "Schoolhouse Rock"

13) You remember the world prior to digital music of any kind, when there were only record stores and you could go into a booth and listen to any of the records before buying them

14) You remember when kids could go trick-or-treating on Halloween in complete safety, both in terms of walking around at night and also in terms of what was in the candy/food they were given (no risk of razor blades, etc.)

15) You remember cars only having lap belts

16) You remember the smoking section on airplanes and no one complaining about it

17) You remember writing letters by hand and putting them in the corner mailbox
 
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18) You remember riding in the back of a pickup truck as a kid waving at cops as you passed them in town/on the road and they didn't pull your dad/grandpa over for child endangerment.


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Road in the back of pickups often...
 
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At 10 years of age I opened a medical tent in my back yard. Won't go into detail here...but a good time was had by all.
 
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You know you are old when you can cough, fart, sneeze and pee at the same time.
 
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You know your old when you feel a fart coming on...let loose...and shit your pants.
 
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Do you remember m-80's and cherry bombs
 
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Do you remember m-80's and cherry bombs


 
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You know your old when you feel a fart coming on...let loose...and shit your pants.


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