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Quatrain 666

When the FAT MAN, with the Little Dick,
Faces off with the ORANGE MAN with the blond mane, The World Will Shutter, and GLOW---

As the Dark of the Moon Races
Across the Earth AND THE PANICed
MASSES SCREAM FOR MERCY, THE DEMONS
WILL ASCEND TO THEIR HIGHEST GLORY!

Between Aug. 16th(Krishna's birthday), and Aug. 21, WE WILL WITNESS A QUICKENING.
The destruction will be vast and dreadful.


So sayeth Nosty--Heed His ultimate Wisdom
 
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The World Will Shutter, and GLOW---

So sayeth Nosty--Heed His ultimate Wisdom


You mean shudder, not shutter.

I dig your prognostications, NOSY, ... but the world will in fact sneeze.
 
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AYUP
 
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Pardon me for that error. I have been shut away in a cave all these years. I'm just getting my sea legs, so to speak.

As far as the world sneezing, ah, NO. The world will shit their PANTS with an explosive force like no other. A shit-storm cometh.
 
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That is so SNOT true.

I have proof.

Nostradamus the Nose



Nostradamus is the second Bonus Pet that can be bought. He looks exactly like a nose with a fish tail. He drifts around the tank and produces Snot once in a while.

Effect :

Produces snot and postpones aliens' attacks through sneezing

Based on :

The nose of the popular president, Rutherford B.Hayes

Location :

Drifts through the whole tank

Price :

25,000 Shells

http://insaniquarium.wikia.com/wiki/Nostradamus
 
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For those who make jest of me, I tell you verily unto thee,our days are numbered.As the sands of time quickly pass through the hour glass of our supposed civilization, a very RUDE AWAKENING BECKONS US ALL. For sooth, I speaketh the truth--tremble before me, for I am the enlightened one.
 
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Wake up and snort the coffee, Nosty.

I know all about your "love jam"

Nostradamus's most notorious formulation is a “love jam” that was based on mandrake fruits (Mandragora officinarum) and other reputed aphrodisiacs.

The recipe can be found in his 1555 ‘Treatise on cosmetics and jams’. Apart from dawn-picked mandrake apples, the formula included magnetite (an iron oxide),
sparrows’ blood, octopus suckers, ambergris and musk, along with wine and sugar and sundry spices, herbs and roots.

http://www.pharmaceutical-jour...ve-jam/11120991.blog
 
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Quatrain 666

When the FAT MAN, with the Little Dick,
Faces off with the ORANGE MAN with the blond mane, The World Will Shutter, and GLOW---

As the Dark of the Moon Races
Across the Earth AND THE PANICed
MASSES SCREAM FOR MERCY, THE DEMONS
WILL ASCEND TO THEIR HIGHEST GLORY!

Between Aug. 16th(Krishna's birthday), and Aug. 21, WE WILL WITNESS A QUICKENING.
The destruction will be vast and dreadful.


So sayeth Nosty--Heed His ultimate Wisdom

Has there been anything that didn't require squinting, tapping our head and shoving the round peg "prediction" I to the square hole reality?
Nostrildoofus was more accurate with predictions on how the TB2Stupid sheeple would continue to line up to be shorn of cash and dignity by the grifter-in-chief.


Covfefe!
 
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Cheez-its, still available.

1beer1


Everybody wanna buy guns, nobody wanna PT.
 
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No. It's more like the Slowening. Will this summer ever end?


........

Life's a garden. Dig it!!
 
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Originally posted by NOSTRADAMMAFUS:
Quatrain 666

When the FAT MAN, with the Little Dick,
Faces off with the ORANGE MAN with the blond mane, The World Will Shutter, and GLOW---

As the Dark of the Moon Races
Across the Earth AND THE PANICed
MASSES SCREAM FOR MERCY, THE DEMONS
WILL ASCEND TO THEIR HIGHEST GLORY!

Between Aug. 16th(Krishna's birthday), and Aug. 21, WE WILL WITNESS A QUICKENING.
The destruction will be vast and dreadful.


So sayeth Nosty--Heed His ultimate Wisdom


ahhha. I asked the fat man how big his dick was but it was so insignificant I can't remember.

whoaohw
 
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For those who make jest of me, I tell you verily unto thee,our days are numbered.As the sands of time quickly pass through the hour glass of our supposed civilization, a very RUDE AWAKENING BECKONS US ALL. For sooth, I speaketh the truth--tremble before me, for I am the enlightened one.


RU a truth soother? for real?

I don't believe it!!!
 
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What does Moley Mole say? Everybody knows her "predictions" are the only ones that count. That is, once she has a pow-wow with the tribal leaders and reports back on when to bug out, watch your six, and something about an AO.
 
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What does Moley Mole say? Everybody knows her "predictions" are the only ones that count. That is, once she has a pow-wow with the tribal leaders and reports back on when to bug out, watch your six, and something about an AO.


Wake up and smell the popcorn.
 
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Quatrain 666

When the FAT MAN, with the Little Dick,
Faces off with the ORANGE MAN with the blond mane, The World Will Shutter, and GLOW---

As the Dark of the Moon Races
Across the Earth AND THE PANICed
MASSES SCREAM FOR MERCY, THE DEMONS
WILL ASCEND TO THEIR HIGHEST GLORY!

Between Aug. 16th(Krishna's birthday), and Aug. 21, WE WILL WITNESS A QUICKENING.
The destruction will be vast and dreadful.


So sayeth Nosty--Heed His ultimate Wisdom


Leave me the hell out of this!
 
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Today you are all away from the board, not posting, and asleep.

Smells like doom is over.

You all are so predictable.
 
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