6 Conspiracy Theorists Who Got Owned In Hilarious Ways
Being a conspiracy theorist is a tricky balancing act. On the one hand, you have to be shamelessly stupid enough to ask the kind of questions an average seven-year-old would be too embarrassed to ask for fear of sounding stupid. Is the Earth flat? Do lizards rule the world? Do airplanes fart out dumb-clouds to make us think buying TVs is good? But on the other hand, you have to be smart enough to realize that you should stick to your lane. Never take your crazy bullshit outside of the remedial school anthill that is the conspiracy theory community, because you will get...
Krazy Karl plead not guilty to both charges (322.34(10)(B)1 Drive While License Suspended, Revoked and 843.02 Resist/Obstruct Officer Without Violence). Scheduled to appear for a Pre-trial hearing at 09:00 on 11/7 - logged as (public defender / pro se)
A post from Jamey Landin; I'm sure he knew what he was trying to say (asterisks mine):
“I don't know about you but when people are told to stand down in the Militia.Its ussally from the federal handler that the CIA has put in charge of them Good example was Burns Oregon .The feds are crazy.If more came and stood the Hammond's would not be in prison today . Neither would any of us.Our lives wouldn't have been ruined We wouldn't of had to spend every dollar fighting the judicial system.I say Protect our friends and family point blank but do it smart .Don't try to be a lone wolf group with people you trust. Never trust a national militia.,Trust the old boys you grew up with.
This is from a great man. They don't allow shares when we promote the American patriots. **** them copy and paist...”
Off the thread on another wild goose chase. Cloven's first wife Jane Marie Brown. Where is she, alive or dead? We know that the ranch is in a trust in the names of Cloven's parents. Why is that I assumed it was to guard against the feds getting an order against Cliven for unpaid debts? Is it possible it's to keep the first missus at bay? Does anyone have any info on this? I was inspired by the antics of Kapn Karl putting his stuff in a trust.
Koerber jury ends Wednesday deliberations after 12 hours, will resume Thursday
A federal jury is expected to continue deliberations Thursday in the trial for former real estate guru Rick Koerber, who is accused of illegal business dealings and running a Ponzi scheme.
The jurors have deliberated for about 33 hours since Friday evening and have not reached a verdict. They deliberated for about three hours Friday evening, about 10 hours Monday, about eight hours Tuesday and about 12 hours Wednesday. The 12-member panel resumed discussing the case at 9 a.m. Wednesday and headed home about 9 p.m.
The deliberations follow weeks of evidence in Salt Lake City’s U.S. District Court — including seven days of testimony from Koerber himself.
A 17-count indictment accused Koerber of taking about $100 million from...
It seems odd that not one of the people or groups he helped offered him a tent and pillow at the very least. If someone had done all that for my community, I'd have tried to get him a room a the local Motel 6.
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