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A quick search for average July temperatures for Europe show that his prediction mirrors his sex life:

Nothing but a pitiful premature ejaculation.

Such a shame.

 
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It felt like a long cold spring, but our monthly temperature average was 1 degree more than last year, which was 1 degree more than the year before.

The Greenhouse Effect seems to work well for us. My garden, orchard and berry patches are producing bumper crops on everything. A drive through the western states showed unusually thick fluffy hay and happy cows.

I don't know why anyone would move to Alaska with the ice age coming on?
 
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Just a quick little note:

I know it's no longer July, but I just read that Spain is bracing for temps up to 118 degrees.

That will be the hottest temp recorded for them.

EVAR.
 
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Originally posted by To The Left of Crazy:
Just a quick little note:

I know it's no longer July, but I just read that Spain is bracing for temps up to 118 degrees.

That will be the hottest temp recorded for them.

EVAR.



You're to stupid to live.
 
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Fuckberg and a slew of billionaires moved in. Either here or New Zealand.
 
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I guess they don't want to eat their kids.
 
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In about six months we run out of food shithead.
 
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Originally posted by To The Left of Crazy:
Just a quick little note:

I know it's no longer July, but I just read that Spain is bracing for temps up to 118 degrees.

That will be the hottest temp recorded for them.

EVAR.
Perfect for growing tomatoes, peppers and weed. 118 ain't bad as long as you don't look at a thermometer.
 
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You're to stupid to live.

Hardly.

I was just pointing out that you said that Europe was going to have a cool and wet July, thus, resulting in crop failure and subsequent famine.

I just so happens, you were wrong.

And, you don't like that.

Because you have a small penis that doesn't work.

I'd recommend not getting on my bad side. I might just make a road trip up to your place and pick up Chicom along the way. We would take your wimminz and posessions by force, and make you pull a plow dressed in only a Speedo with a ball gag as your only accessory.

Heed my warning and tread lightly.

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Roadtrip.


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You dead in 18 months.
 
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No spots, no food. Tick tock.
 
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The Circus Psychic sees Alaska's pitiful attempt to grow vegetables in an Alsaka rock garden is a fail. He threw enough money and tools at it, the only explanation for the FAIL is worldwide famine.

I think his wife banned junk food from the house too. He needs to embrace the SPAM, learn to love it in all it's creative concoctions, and eat it right out of the can.
 
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According to Alaska, meteorology is the study of space rocks.


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Roadtrip.



C r u i s e...

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I have photos from august 2016 if you need Big Grin
 
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The cool wet summer came to visit me instead! Must like me better!




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