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Did anyone really think raping European girls would go unnoticed?

The world is a tender box.
 
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Caledonia is Scotland, dipshit.

Catalonia is in Spain.

And the term is tinder box. Your wife has a tender box.


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Looks like somebody got Slap Happy
 
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https://earthquake.usgs.gov/ea...us1000aqsx#executive

Burn the witch, burn the witch! I certainly hope you included iodine in your preps.
 
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Caledonia is Scotland, dipshit.

Catalonia is in Spain.

And the term is tinder box. Your wife has a tender box.


Auto correct fuck wad.
 
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In an interview I saw in the last few weeks with a couple of generals stated that ALL Nork war game scenarios go nuclear in about 6 minutes. Something about shutting down the howitzers opening up on South Korea.
 
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I'll go with freighters off the coasts with EMP loaded scuds. Old, very dependable technology with a payload of 800 pounds. Time from launch to detonation at 250 miles about 3-1/2 minutes.

Classic David and Goliath. The norks have been specializing in hydrogen bombs with a 10 to 20 kiloton range which happen to be the most efficient EMP detonations. That profile detonation underground would produce an earthquake profile in the 3 range.
 
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North Korea is also ranked in the top 5 for bio weapons which I assume they would launch right after grid failure.
 
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We have a drunk stoned thirty year old and a 70 year old nuke happy going head to head. What could possibly go wrong? Que some Shakespeare or Greek tragedies ffs.
 
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This is much more serious than the Cuban missile crisis, wouldn't know that watching the news.
 
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Perfect for Russia and China. They can straw man Kim and neuter the USA without taking any heat, win win.
 
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Caledonia is Scotland, dipshit.

Catalonia is in Spain.

And the term is tinder box. Your wife has a tender box.


Auto correct fuck wad.


Working overtime like a motherfucker.


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Trump is anything but nuke happy, you pickled brain, subhuman detritus! He'd much prefer a non-combat alternative but Pugsly Pussyface responds to every overture with, "I broow you up in rake of flier!" Not much room for negotiations there.


Covfefe!
 
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What ever. Kim sent a message and Trump will respond.
 
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One way or another North Korea is about to get disarmed. I guess ugly. This is Gameboy vs Colonial Europe. Wahoo.
 
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Yes. If lil' Kimshi is crazy enough to launch on Japan (please, God!), Or the US, it will get ugly fast.


Covfefe!
 
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If a study of Alaska's prognostications was ever commissioned, it would be found that the inverse of what was being proffered, would actually be true.

Much praise for being the 180 out bellwether.


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If a study of Alaska's prognostications was ever commissioned, it would be found that the inverse of what was being proffered, would actually be true.

Much praise for being the 180 out bellwether.


Not so sure about that. I've made millions being right. Fucking locals stopped trading with me a hundred years ago fuck wit.
 
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