In an interview I saw in the last few weeks with a couple of generals stated that ALL Nork war game scenarios go nuclear in about 6 minutes. Something about shutting down the howitzers opening up on South Korea.
I'll go with freighters off the coasts with EMP loaded scuds. Old, very dependable technology with a payload of 800 pounds. Time from launch to detonation at 250 miles about 3-1/2 minutes.
Classic David and Goliath. The norks have been specializing in hydrogen bombs with a 10 to 20 kiloton range which happen to be the most efficient EMP detonations. That profile detonation underground would produce an earthquake profile in the 3 range.
Trump is anything but nuke happy, you pickled brain, subhuman detritus! He'd much prefer a non-combat alternative but Pugsly Pussyface responds to every overture with, "I broow you up in rake of flier!" Not much room for negotiations there.
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