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A week ago I was thinking about this thread. Since my surgery I have had a few real nasty zits. Doc's said it is common due to the stress of the surgery.

Anyhow over a few days I was nursing one dandy. It would have made you proud. I was treating it with some expensive medicine and cream I had to apply 3 times a day. Finally it was ready! I worked it slowly for a half hour or so. After great anticipation I decided to go for it. Washed my face with hot water and soap. Sterilized the area with a alcohol pad. Took a deep cleansing breath and using both hands applied strong pressure. KABOOM! Out shot a stream of the most perfect yellow puss I have ever seen in my life. It flew 2 feet or better and attached itself to my bathroom mirror. I admired it for several moments. Beautiful splat that had that special texture and firmness. But that was not all. I did a second push and YES YES YES got a second one. It was almost like a double orgasm. By now I was exhausted. I cleaned the mirror, washed my face and reapplied my medication. Then I took a nap. The End!!!




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A week ago I was thinking about this thread. Since my surgery I have had a few real nasty zits. Doc's said it is common due to the stress of the surgery.

Anyhow over a few days I was nursing one dandy. It would have made you proud. I was treating it with some expensive medicine and cream I had to apply 3 times a day. Finally it was ready! I worked it slowly for a half hour or so. After great anticipation I decided to go for it. Washed my face with hot water and soap. Sterilized the area with a alcohol pad. Took a deep cleansing breath and using both hands applied strong pressure. KABOOM! Out shot a stream of the most perfect yellow puss I have ever seen in my life. It flew 2 feet or better and attached itself to my bathroom mirror. I admired it for several moments. Beautiful splat that had that special texture and firmness. But that was not all. I did a second push and YES YES YES got a second one. It was almost like a double orgasm. By now I was exhausted. I cleaned the mirror, washed my face and reapplied my medication. Then I took a nap. The End!!!


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Charlie, this story is no good without video or photos.


You're right. I will remember next time. If there is a next time that is.




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Wait for it...


 
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Shinmen, it's time to move on to better things, like mangoworm infestations ......


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Shinmen, it's time to move on to better things, like mangoworm infestations ......


Glad you brought up the subject of Mangoworms.
I think these deserve a whole new thread of their own.
 
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Bot fly larva are as gross.


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Let's stick to the basics for now...

 
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Director's cut, remastered, full length.


 
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Feature lenght in hi-definition...

 
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