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That's just a stone's throw in from you (500-600 miles).

They say the 7.0 is just a warm up to The Big Daddy.

Just a little bigger and a little south, and you won't even need gear to fish. You can just pick them from the debris and the tops of the trees!

Good times...

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We'll be slammed.
With all the monies grain his home got to be on 10.0 springs
 
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We'll be slammed.
With all the monies grain his home got to be on 10.0 springs


Can someone translate?


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We'll be slammed.
With all the monies grain his home got to be on 10.0 springs


Can someone translate?


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We'll be slammed.
With all the monies grain his home got to be on 10.0 springs


Can someone translate?


Supposedly Alaska is so rich, he can ride out any future tremors in style and comfort with little trepidation.

I's can speak Appalachian.


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Originally posted by Traitor Vic:
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Originally posted by 2b 2bgone:
We'll be slammed.
With all the monies grain his home got to be on 10.0 springs


Can someone translate?


Supposedly Alaska is so rich, he can ride out any future tremors in style and comfort with little trepidation.

I's can speak Appalachian.

Yep. Chicom is dead on.

He said Alaska is so rich, his house is probably on a bed of 10" coil suspension springs.



I, too, speak Appalachian.

In fact, my father was born in a coal camp in the wilderness of Kentucky.

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my father was born in a coal camp in the wilderness of Kentucky.


I've met a few when I lived on the other side of the continental divide. My experience was that most are good people, devoted to family, friendly, welcoming and helpful to strangers. Hard workers. The pride and backbone of America. Thumbs Up


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my father was born in a coal camp in the wilderness of Kentucky.


I've met a few when I lived on the other side of the continental divide. My experience was that most are good people, devoted to family, friendly, welcoming and helpful to strangers. Hard workers. The pride and backbone of America. Thumbs Up

Yep. That's a pretty good summary of those people. Not all, mind you, but most.

For example: My dad was a dick, but he was the hardest worker I've ever seen.

True story: He worked at Chrysler for 46 years. At age 65, he was working overtime in another department because they were short manned. At the end of the 8 hour shift, a foreman came over and said, "Well, how did you like the job in our department?" My dad said, "Well, I've done most jobs in this plant, and in a short time on the job, I can usually figure out the most efficient way to do it. But, this one had me moving fast the whole 8 hours! Do you have any tips?" The foreman said, "Did you do this job BY YOURSELF for 8 hours?!?" My dad said, "Yeah. Why?"

Come to find out it was supposed to be a TWO man job. They searched around and found the guy who was supposed to be working the the job with him. He had been sleeping under a set of stairs the entire 8 hours!

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I wonder what the whales had to say about that ping? Something like,"WTF? I'm deaf!"


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