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Apparently being an adult is too difficult for some folks, this guy always reads like a "how not to make decisions" handbook. Seriously, how has he even made it this far. He should have trashed that Jeep years ago. My head hurts.


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15 The Jeep Saga.

Posted about the Jeep not starting at Wally World a few weeks ago. Since then it has been parked out front sans the battery-brought it and the batt from the mower into the house.

Been driving the Toyota which needs inspection stick. Had to replace the batt on it and they wanted us to drive it a few days to reset the computer.

ended up being a couple of weeks and we noticed the "Check Engine Dummy" light was on. Took it by a place to get inspected but they wanted $90 to run the diagnostics on the machine because it would not pass with the dummy light on.

Yeah, not happening when I can go buy a scanner for less than half, pull the numbers and see what's causing the dummy light to be on.

Have a local garage with good ratings just around the corner so called them to come get the Jeep-would cost me $45 which, if they did the repair work they would cut off the total.

Hauled the batt outside [[heavy f'ker]], hooked it up and cranked the key-nada.

Guy gets here, goes out and tries and it starts up. Suckawhat?!?!?

He says "Yup, ignition switch-take it back to the dealership who replaced it and have 'em do it right. "

I've gone out several times and cranked it and it cranks. FL has to take roomie in for Chemo Monday so hopefully there are no issues then it goes to the dealership on Tuesday for the ignition repair.

Sigh, now I have two trailer loads of garbage to haul to the dump.


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He really lost me the day he couldn't figure out how to inflate the tire on his riding lawn mower because the bead was broken. FFS.
 
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JAFI... just another fucking idiot.
 
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I thought he was blind? wth? how the fuck can he drive if he's blind?


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He is only blind for the government check, otherwise he’s good to go.

And I’m sure he drives slowly on the highway, so in keeping with safety and all.

Give the boy some slack, alright?


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He is only blind for the government check, otherwise he’s good to go.

And I’m sure he drives slowly on the highway, so in keeping with safety and all.

Give the boy some slack, alright?

And, based on his past, we all know that he loves to "keep up with safety and all."

Example: Him saying he was bullied and carried a .380 at school his entire 8th grade year.

 
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Now now, that was in Texas and everyone was doing it, okay?


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Nice avatar. Thumbs Up You made DH's day! lmao

You're gonna die screaming. And I'm gonna watch.



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Nice avatar. Thumbs Up You made DH's day! lmao

You're gonna die screaming. And I'm gonna watch.



Die screaming motherfucker! mudbug


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Somehow I knew you two would appreciate that poodles.

Putting together a list of good movies for you later.

(For now, try “Salt” with Angelina Jolie.)


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What a reality show that would be...

"See here, Sal...
"The cast would be a lazy, stupid, legally blind pornographer, and his old lady, a drugged up bimbo, and they spend their days moderating a web site run by a fat sloppy homo bear toy with a penchant for truckers, with the support of several other sexually deviant mods, at least one of which is in prison for diddling kids his wife was baby sitting."

"What's their motivation. Is it a porn site?"

"No it's an out of date Y2K site, but they scam the old widow ladies that still post there out of money to fund their antics, which they write about every day. It's a knee slapper, I tell you!"

"You got enough material for a pilot?"

"Sal, Baby, we got enough for a dozen seasons. This stuff writes itself. We should be looking at syndication out of the gate!"


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For now, try “Salt” with Angelina Jolie.


Ordered Thumbs Up


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"LIVE! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!" Auntie Mame

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I never asked for trust funds. They were thrust upon me. Have pity.

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sexually deviant mods, at least one of which is in prison for diddling kids his wife was baby sitting


IIRC, the diddler's wifey is in prison too, isn't she?


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"LIVE! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!" Auntie Mame

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I never asked for trust funds. They were thrust upon me. Have pity.

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