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Our Tootsie Rolls have been mysteriously disappearing. (tootsie rolls = poodle potty)

FINALLY!! Caught the thieves... foxes. And then the little SOB has the gall to take a shit right fuckin' there! Mad



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And the girls are starting to come back. Winter's coming.



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I'd rather have that kind of criminal activity than what's coming for our city. The "homeless" are about to descend on us by the busloads from the midwest according to our local PD. It's a seasonal thing.

Are your foxes coprophagiacs? I had a dog that did that so I had to put stuff in his food to make his shit taste more like shit.

At least they're keeping your yard clean. 1beer1
 
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Are your foxes coprophagiacs?


Apparently, yes. It's been going on for a while. We clean potties up daily, except the last round after supper. Next morning they're gone. Hmmmm. DH went through 11 hours of video to catch the lil fuckers. There were two of them.

We feed the kids Taste of the Wild. It's incredible, what a small amount of that food you have to feed. They're all healthy though and it satisfies their appetite. It's more expensive, but in the long run it's cheaper because you only need to feed them such a small amount. It must make delish tootsie rolls.

We feed the guard dogs differently though. They get super-duper high calorie kibble mixed with canned food. They're very busy muscle men warriors. Our 100# guy passed the 10 year mark this past spring so we needed to adopt a trainee for him. He's slowing down. I see it coming. Frown

We've always had boys but there haven't been any of an appropriate breed at the pound. I've been searching for 2 years with no luck. When this girl showed up I had DH go down for a meet&greet and he brought her home. She was a cray-cray blank slate at 12 weeks old. She had been purchased by a lady that did no research on the breed. The pound had her on the kill list as unadoptable. Phhhhtttt.

She's Siberian Husky X Australian Shepherd. It's a popular cross breed now; not recognized by the AKC. What people (including Animal Control) don't understand is that Siberian Husky and Husky are different breeds. Different conformation, appearance, different behaviors. They've been strictly documented & registered to keep the bloodline pure. They're the semi-wild dogs that were used as sled dogs to deliver diphtheria serum to Nome in 1925. The Iditarod is the race that commemorates the 600 miles long journey. She's working out well with the other two, but she's a lot of work training. Her name is Lizzy.



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"LIVE! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!" Auntie Mame

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I never asked for trust funds. They were thrust upon me. Have pity.

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I hear ya on the homeless issue. They've been busing them up here from Sacramento and dumping them for some time. Dope (all flavors), crime, fires Eek , defecating in public... right in front of Taco Bell even; in broad daylight! There's an ongoing homeless war behind Kmart. The locals are divided on whether to help them or try to get them out. It's a hot issue. There are shelters but they don't want to go to the shelters. 1dunno1


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"LIVE! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!" Auntie Mame

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I never asked for trust funds. They were thrust upon me. Have pity.

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