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Nukes are gonna' fly by this weekend.

Yippie! Hurray!
All those turd-bags at TB2Kooky are gonna' fry and sizzle.

Thank you Jesus, thank you!!
 
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Not gonna happen. Things will be juussttt fine. Except up north, they're fucked with that snow.


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Please, please no picture's.

Repeal the 19th.
 
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Nukes are gonna' fly by this weekend.

Yippie! Hurray!
All those turd-bags at TB2Kooky are gonna' fry and sizzle.

Thank you Jesus, thank you!!


Not until Moley Mole makes an appearance. That's when the TB2Kookies will work themselves into a useless frenzy. Remember, she has special intel in places even Trump can't access. No Moley Mole, no doom.


Putting the fun in dysfunction
 
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Not until Moley Mole makes an appearance. That's when the TB2Kookies will work themselves into a useless frenzy. Remember, she has special intel in places even Trump can't access. No Moley Mole, no doom.


Oh! --that's right, I forgot about the 'holy Moley-Mole-Mole,' with her 'speeeeeeecial intel',who's every word and syllable you must wring your hands over.

For doom to take place, Moley-Mole-Mole must bless it.
 
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I wish she/he/it would show up. Probably one of DO's best socks. It would be a doom feeding frenzy of proportions not seen since that dumbfuck JohnGaltFla was around.


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You are all forgetting the application process. From what I see presently on my desk thus far, no amount of spasmodic incantation will compensate for the atrocious submissions I am perusing.


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I don't even bother reading anything in there anymore 1beer1


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Intel....troops and equipment headed to Panama

This is serious

Suspicious Chinese container ships located at various parts of S. America, including Venezuela.


Dennis is starting to get spooky

Chances are that timebomb members won't be able to discuss the coming war due to the interference from the many socks and possible intelligence
entities and other operatives that are nested there.

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Operation Black Dawn's mission will be to disable the Panama canal once WWIII begins. Therefore, if you need anything that needs to be imported--buy it now while it's still available.
 
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this post from a connected friend at GL


WOW,,,, This is it folks, Russian ships are on the way to Syria full of tanks and armor and TROOPS.

Russia Duma Leader says Russia can win in Syria if it widens their occupation and responds heavily to the West`s provacations..

Bibi is also threatening Russia with new red lines....

Links coming,, just a heads up to get the plants back inside.....


Bibi will send a nuke to Russia (that's the consensus of some 'sensitives' over at GLP.
 
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https://www.zerohedge.com

news/2018-04-14/alert-syria-first-strike-world-war-3-deep-analysis

Interesting article on WWIII
 
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Intel....troops and equipment headed to Panama

This is serious

Suspicious Chinese container ships located at various parts of S. America, including Venezuela.


Dennis is starting to get spooky

Chances are that timebomb members won't be able to discuss the coming war due to the interference from the many socks and possible intelligence
entities and other operatives that are nested there.



HEY! I resemble that remark. All my socks and yet no shoes. lmao


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Do you like my boobies?

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Repeal the 19th.
 
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Socks

Profit of doom

Mill. Something or other



All posters with low post counts yet have. Been longtime members
 
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Intel....troops and equipment headed to Panama

This is serious

Suspicious Chinese container ships located at various parts of S. America, including Venezuela.


Dennis is starting to get spooky

Chances are that timebomb members won't be able to discuss the coming war due to the interference from the many socks and possible intelligence entities and other operatives that are nested there.


By "operatives", you mean Dennis' socks. The intelligence entities so far have a 0% success rate for anything they've warned people about. Why Dennis wants to put that in a "protected" bomb shelter is beyond me. Other than prognostications and rumors, there is rarely anything of substance in there, although there is a lot less nonsense once he started requiring a precheck and code numbers. But that may have only been to add more drama and mystique as many people stopped bothering to read anything there.
Every time the visit count starts to drop, LardAss will conjure up some sort of "important breaking news" that can only be posted in the BS. When people go there to see, it's never anything of substance or it's something that can easily be found at any news source.

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Bring in the tomato plants
 
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Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.


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Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.

We almost had one yesterday.

An asteroid the size of a football field came in between us and the moon. It was the closest ever recorded near miss.

Also, some prophets of doom are saying there is supposed to be a giant earthquake tomorrow.

Did you approve the paperwork for this?!?

A little heads up from you would be nice, so I can make a last minute run to get a cart full of Little Debbie Snack Cakes...

It's the least you can do...me being partly responsible for your 1,000,000 Chiappa Rhino Points and all...
 
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Throw in some Ho Ho's and it's a deal.


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