Originally posted by Alaska: IQ over 170 and life is painful. So fuck yourselves, I post drunk and I like it. Put me on ignore you dumb fuck.
Here's the honest scoop, Pops...
I get life is painful, I really do.
But, if you can't endure life without being a cunt to your fellow man, then, IMO, it's time to take that beautiful .44 mag you have and ventilate the top of your skull via your mouth at 1260 feet per second.
Also, NOBODY in your life deserves to be treated poorly by you in any way, shape, or form.
I bet you bask in the energy of being an egotistical prick.
Become something better before you exit this life.
Because, I've got a sneaking suspicion that it won't be long...
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