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I got multiple degrees in everything from bio technology of altering plant genomes, which is fucking much harder to altering bacterial or mammalian form.

I wrote a paper describing a live genome specific agent about three years before crisper.

You want to read the paper asshole?

Those four zinc fingers are very specofic for coding.

Even within the living genome, my prof said drop it. But I did it first real fucking tine.

No fucking shit.
 
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I was two years ahead of that real time shit. Still pisses my off.
 
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I know for a fack I Suggested a complex zinc finger modular for
a cutting emzizme in a living cell. I wrote a paper on it.
 
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So the point is who gives a fuck?
 
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Oh wait. So the collective here is butt tissue.

That is so disappointing.
 
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You ran out of firewood.

1beer1


Everybody wanna buy guns, nobody wanna PT.
 
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You ran out of firewood.

1beer1


See, now that part is impressive! You would think he would have had that Code 6 Cat 9 greenhouse chock full of wood.


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You matter.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.
Then you energy.
 
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You ran out of firewood.

1beer1


See, now that part is impressive! You would think he would have had that Code 6 Cat 9 greenhouse chock full of wood.


Dude. You repair shit for a living. I think for a living. The shit I do for a living you cannot repair. Go get shot at again asshole. You’re good at that I guess.
 
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Please stop being a whiny little bitch. You’re above that.
 
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You know your bosses, bosses, bose? I think you call them generals ask wtf I think about shit a few years ago. You’ve never operated at that pay grade.
 
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Buy a chess board. We play.
 
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In one of my most regrettable displays of stupidity; I got drunk with the general who ran NORAD one night. He flew out to Connecticut to date a stewardess friend of mine and I forgot to ask him about UFO’s.
 
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I have seen your future, Alaska.

It's not pretty...

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Btw X, thank you for your service. I have nothing but respect for you.
 
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L of C. You have a tiny brain.
 
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L of C. You have a tiny brain.

And, you sir, have a tiny penis.
 
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L of C. You have a tiny brain.

And, you sir, have a tiny penis.


Lemme guess, you raised your hand never. Vacancy, no one home.
 
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I got kicked out of algebra in the ninth grade because I proved 1/infinity does not equal zero. I sent my high school chemistry teacher into a cardiac arrest. I was that kid.
 
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All teachers hated me. I made a living proving how fucking stupid they were. Called in several times to stop beating on them.
 
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They offered to graduate me a year early to get me the fuck out. Actually half way through my junior year.
 
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