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Lard Ass has been working the sheep for the last few weeks by slowing down TB. He has informed them he has been working his ass off trying to fix the speed issues. I call bullshit. He is working them for a MAJOR fundraiser.


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Okay, this is a heads-up. In order to try and figure out this persistent and intermittent slowdown, we're going to re-enable Google Analytics. I ask that you allow it to run on TB so we can figure out WTH is going on. It's not permanent, but we gotta do something.


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Quote Originally Posted by Musbradny View Post

Dennis, can you give any idea of start/stop dates?
Probably later today. We'll stop it when we've got enough data to assist in a diagnosis.



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I'm a small fish in a large pond, but I wish you wouldn't. It's like giving up personal security, for convenience (a faster board). Then again it's not my board. And I guess I'll live with what you offer.
We bought a $13,000 server, and it's running like an eBay $500 PoS. That's not something I'm willing to put up with. I'm way too cheep to not want to squeeze maximum value out of everything. I do it in my life, and I'll do it with this server.




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Oh yeah baby. Christmas is coming and DO needs new shit!


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It's a fucking posting board. This is not mega bits and bytes. It is a fucking posting board. $13,000 server and all. His sheep are amazingly stupid and about to be sheared big time again. IMHO......who cares? I just love watching lemmings jump off cliffs!

Next he will post more mumbo jumbo tech shit that nobody over there has any comprehension about and show an image of the latest bestus server he has to have so they can survive the a pack of lips even tho the internet will no longer exist. What a turd!




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Adding analytics, wondering what .gov entity he's working with.


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I noticed Tb2Kooky was leaving cookies on my browser recently, didn't he always brag they didn't do that?


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D,

Have you considered hiring a White Hat hacker to root around in the system a bit?

Typically they have the analytical tools that will help quickly identify if the problem is internal or external, then the specific fault point.

Once known, fixes are normally pretty straightforward.

I know a guy..... One of the best in the biz and as honest as the day is long.

If you want to arrange a chat, send me a PM and I will get the two of you in touch.


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Quote Originally Posted by Vicki View Post

It's not just this site, it's every site. Lightning fast. It had to be something on the whole net.. anybody else?
This is what I have experienced over the last week on multiple boards and many websites. It seems to be speeding back up.

I am running on 150/150 fiber on a 64 bit win 10 with 32 gigs of ram with multiple browsers.

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Hire and pay how? Those people are expensive, and I only run the fundraiser until I have just enough money to keep the lights on for another year. I’d need at least $1000 more for such a person.




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BAM! And that's it. At least a grand, at least. Well, that was easy enough.


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must have something special in mind for himself for Christmas lol

I still get the site timed out message or a slight lag in loading a page

my ghostery isn't picking up any trackers....yet.

still say the backdoor porn site is whats doing it lol


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