I like it. It sure helps when I'm deciding whether or not I should click on a link. 1st I go by the title 2nd I go by the OP 3rd I go by who bitches loudest about it 4th I go by if I feel like clicking on a link. Some of you bastards post some really nasty shit. And if I think it's nasty, it is n a triple-s t y! I mean, I can eat chipped beef on toast while watching some poor bastard get run over by a tank. (True story.) But you guys can out nasty that. You could "gag a maggot" as my late dad would say.
Uncle Bob's would like to apologize to the following people or groups of people who we undoubtedly have offended over the course of the past few years. If you feel you have been personally offended then take this apology to be specifically for you. Otherwise, we apologize to Jewish Mexicans, President Barack Hussein Obama Mmm Mmm Mmm a.k.a. Hopey McChangey, Catholic Priests who dork little boys, vegetarians, Fruit Loop, Atkins' Diet adherents and other fat-asses, Dennis J. Olson, Delta Lady, Joe and his Socks, paranoid persona's, space aliens, Illegal Aliens, Boy Scouts, same sex aficionados, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Canadians, ditch diggers, people who support the aforementioned, people on Prozac, Mel Gibson, Nazi Mods, Tiger Woods, motorcycle gang members, rag heads or towel heads or any other Middle Eastern personas or personae, Crotch Bombers, Britney Spears, the blind, the entire Gay and Lesbian community, Charlie Sheen, Black Panthers, NAACP, and anybody who has ever been called Lard Ass.