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If the shit really does hit the fan, I suspect that third tier providers like Social Strata will slow down if not go off the air entirely. Now, I think Lardass's EAS is a fucking joke--get your news from Godlike Productions. That place is weird, but it generally is on the cutting edge when shit is happening.

It is my guess that Facebook will struggle on, to the best of its abilities--so, with that in mind, there is a FB page for Uncle Bob's called Time Out's Time Out. I know a lot of the denizens of UBs scorn FB, but it is an option if you want to use it. I am not going to set up a shadow forum, so if you want an alternative, well, there ya go.

As far as the US and NK, I do think war is just thisclose. Could there be a black sky event? Possibly. If that happens, the last thing you will want to do is check Time Out. Get your affairs in some kind of order, and if it works out, the Diner is always open, whether here or on FB.

Cheers. 1beer1


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Time Out's Time Out is currently a secret room, so PM me if you want in. If it looks like rain, I will change the settings to open so it can be found.

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Before anyone begins, I'd like to take the time to inform all of you wishing to submit applications for doom.......

All doom is to be denied due to a 6 month moratorium.

Please reapply in February, 2018.


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And for those hooligans who don't apply for a permit before going off? What will you do to them?


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And for those hooligans who don't apply for a permit before going off? What will you do to them?


Your premise is a logical fallacy. Applications for doom only apply to prognosticators and anticipators of doom that have zero impact in geopolitical affairs.

Nonetheless, the consequence for unpermitted doom is the pillory.


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Originally posted by Libertarian:
And for those hooligans who don't apply for a permit before going off? What will you do to them?


Your premise is a logical fallacy. Applications for doom only apply to prognosticators and anticipators of doom that have zero impact in geopolitical affairs.

Nonetheless, the consequence for unpermitted doom is the pillory.
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Originally posted by Jefiner:
If the shit really does hit the fan, I suspect that third tier providers like Social Strata will slow down if not go off the air entirely. Now, I think Lardass's EAS is a fucking joke--get your news from Godlike Productions. That place is weird, but it generally is on the cutting edge when shit is happening.

It is my guess that Facebook will struggle on, to the best of its abilities--so, with that in mind, there is a FB page for Uncle Bob's called Time Out's Time Out. I know a lot of the denizens of UBs scorn FB, but it is an option if you want to use it. I am not going to set up a shadow forum, so if you want an alternative, well, there ya go.

As far as the US and NK, I do think war is just thisclose. Could there be a black sky event? Possibly. If that happens, the last thing you will want to do is check Time Out. Get your affairs in some kind of order, and if it works out, the Diner is always open, whether here or on FB.

Cheers. 1beer1



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If you want in, IM me.


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Originally posted by Jefiner:
If the shit really does hit the fan, I suspect that third tier providers like Social Strata will slow down if not go off the air entirely. Now, I think Lardass's EAS is a fucking joke--get your news from Godlike Productions. That place is weird, but it generally is on the cutting edge when shit is happening.hh

It is my guess that Facebook will struggle on, to the best of its abilities--so, with that in mind, there is a FB page for Uncle Bob's called Time Out's Time Out. I know a lot of the denizens of UBs scorn FB, but it is an option if you want to use it. I am not going to set up a shadow forum, so if you want an alternative, well, there ya go.

As far as the US and NK, I do think war is just thisclose. Could there be a black sky event? Possibly. If that happens, the last thing you will want to do is check Time Out. Get your affairs in some kind of order, and if it works out, the Diner is always open, whether here or on FB.

Cheers. 1beer1
 
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lmao


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Is that for realz? Demons have raspberry jam inside them!!!!


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Wow. That gun has a lot of bullets.

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Doesn't it kinda piss you off, Jefi when us guys take a nice little informational message like you just gave us, run it onto a subway, drag it thru faceplant and into a game of Doom?

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Doesn't it kinda piss you off, Jefi when us guys take a nice little informational message like you just gave us, run it onto a subway, drag it thru faceplant and into a game of Doom?


Nah. Welcome to UBs. 1beer1


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This place is great.

I have learned so much from snort!

 
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1rof1 1rofl 1rof1

Is that the same stupid shit that went skateboarding into the cactus plants?

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I was at a friend's house once. He's Mexican. (totally legal & a US vet Smile ) He'd just come back from a visit to Mexico. His Momma sent him home with some, I don't remember what they're called, green chilies or peppers?

He's cooking up this pot of nuclear chili topped off w/ Fritos. There was a half dozen or so of us there and we're all drinking his mezcal that Momma sent home. The jar of green chilies was sitting on the table and he's explaining all about them.

I (against my will) let him touch one of the chilies to the tip of my tongue. That's when I learned: Don't treat chili burn with milk! Stuff bread in your mouth. Eek Well, this one guy, Mr Big Man, announces that HE can eat any damn chilies. Okaaayeeee. Challenge on.

First, another sip of mezcal. Deep breath, chilies go in, chomp chomp, gag snort, etc. Dude won't swallow and spitting would be hoomiliatin'. There was only one possible outcome (hey! good pun opportunity!) Yep. It was messy. And gross.

/boys Roll Eyes


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