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I asked what she did and she said I research stuff in the lab.
 
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That cutoff is a much higher bar then Harvard.
 
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No hours, no agenda, has support staff.

Just plays in the lab, thinking.
 
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She won’t tell me what she’s up to. Need to know and I guess I don’t need to know.
 
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My guess is she is working on synthetic life forms.
Because she seems to know a lot about that in tangential conversation.
 
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I also just found out my grandkid is the 16 and under national ice climber champion.

She is 14 and climbs shit like a spider.
 
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Her mom was nuts so I assume that apple didn’t fall to far.
 
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I had a widow maker so I think they’re planning a tour de force to Alaska.

I don’t want to meet them.

They by definition have to be assholes.
 
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From distress to Leer Jet to Anchorage to operating table in less than two hours from my driveway.

Next day the cardiologist said I was over 45 percent. They had to call staff to restrain me to bed, I got walking an hour after surgery.

That really pissed them off.
 
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Got unlimited morphine.
 
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My other kid is a recognized artist who draws shit like this.

 
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My brothers kid is a tech billionaire.

Our job is done.
 
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Oh and my bil is a coin billionaire.

I think we did some good with that. Gave a lot away.
 
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We are the Key Club nerds in high school who blew past the popular kids and universities to define shit.
 
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We’re out there.
 
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With any luck I will prevent the swarm.
 
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My brothers tech billionaire is dating the chick who is facilitating the imitation bull shit.

What the fuck with that.
 
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So this is the deal. You get a choice. Party up to the syndicate or get smart enough to create your own reality.
 
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Or move to Alaska.
 
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The braggart tries to make you feel insecure about yourself. In fact, they are probably projecting their insecurities onto others in order to be able to examine them. The boaster needs to showcase his/her accomplishments. Nov 14, 2019

I believe that's case here. Art is in the eye of the beholder.

Hunter Biden considers himself an accomplished" artist, I wouldn't give him two shits for any painting.
 
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