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When I give Sage a massage and finish with her toes, she calls it my feet accompli . :rofl


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I could use a massage right now. I think I pinched a nerve in my spine. I was walking down the hallway earlier and it felt like I got stabbed. Now I'm crippled. I hung upside-down on the back swing for a few minutes. It helped but it ain't gone. Frown

Who's got the voodoo doll??? no_no_no


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I could use a massage right now. I think I pinched a nerve in my spine. I was walking down the hallway earlier and it felt like I got stabbed. Now I'm crippled. I hung upside-down on the back swing for a few minutes. It helped but it ain't gone. Frown

Who's got the voodoo doll??? no_no_no



Eek


Rub down with some magnesium oil and a little biofreeze.

Kick back with a nice glass of wine and a bar of chocolate.

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If we lived closer...


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If we lived closer...


Oh that wouldn't be proper. I appreciate the sentiment though.



I ate a 3oz bar of 70% cacao then brushed my teeth. Miraculously, a few minutes later whatever was tweeked untweeked! Only a tad bit of tenderness left in the surrounding muscle tissue.

CHOCOLATE??!! 1dunno1


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They mean making someone feel better.

I started training as a massuse when I was much younger. I dropped it quickly when I learned breast massage was frowned upon. lol



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lmao

Oh you dawg. Boys. /smh


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They mean making someone feel better.

I started training as a massuse when I was much younger. I dropped it quickly when I learned breast massage was frowned upon. lol




Well damn.

I'd figure a little massage of the boobs with a good dose of nipple licking thrown in would be quite enjoyable and relaxing for the female clientele.

Party poopers.


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