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that certain large populations in various cities in Israel are quietly leaving for 'the netherlands'. This rumor goes on to state that a war in the middle east is imminent.

For the bots at Langely. Squawk SKYKING and 20 meters on 14.375 microbursts.

The Mexican is eating a taco. I repeat, the Mexican is eatig a taco.

My good friend over at time bomb is about to post info in the bomb shelter. Hopefully, he won't chicken out.

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How many times must I ask you to fill out the proper forms?

Is it so hard?


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Isaiah 17 King James Version (KJV)

17 The burden of Damascus. Behold, Damascus is taken away from being a city, and it shall be a ruinous heap.

2 The cities of Aroer are forsaken: they shall be for flocks, which shall lie down, and none shall make them afraid.

3 The fortress also shall cease from Ephraim, and the kingdom from Damascus, and the remnant of Syria: they shall be as the glory of the children of Israel, saith the Lord of hosts.

4 And in that day it shall come to pass, that the glory of Jacob shall be made thin, and the fatness of his flesh shall wax lean.

5 And it shall be as when the harvestman gathereth the corn, and reapeth the ears with his arm; and it shall be as he that gathereth ears in the valley of Rephaim.

6 Yet gleaning grapes shall be left in it, as the shaking of an olive tree, two or three berries in the top of the uppermost bough, four or five in the outmost fruitful branches thereof, saith the Lord God of Israel.

7 At that day shall a man look to his Maker, and his eyes shall have respect to the Holy One of Israel.

8 And he shall not look to the altars, the work of his hands, neither shall respect that which his fingers have made, either the groves, or the images.

9 In that day shall his strong cities be as a forsaken bough, and an uppermost branch, which they left because of the children of Israel: and there shall be desolation.

10 Because thou hast forgotten the God of thy salvation, and hast not been mindful of the rock of thy strength, therefore shalt thou plant pleasant plants, and shalt set it with strange slips:

11 In the day shalt thou make thy plant to grow, and in the morning shalt thou make thy seed to flourish: but the harvest shall be a heap in the day of grief and of desperate sorrow.

12 Woe to the multitude of many people, which make a noise like the noise of the seas; and to the rushing of nations, that make a rushing like the rushing of mighty waters!

13 The nations shall rush like the rushing of many waters: but God shall rebuke them, and they shall flee far off, and shall be chased as the chaff of the mountains before the wind, and like a rolling thing before the whirlwind.

14 And behold at eveningtide trouble; and before the morning he is not. This is the portion of them that spoil us, and the lot of them that rob us
 
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Sling that scripture, son.


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My good friend over at time bomb is about to post info in the bomb shelter. Hopefully, he won't chicken out.

Looks like he did chicken out. Nothing new in the Bullshit Shelter.
 
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He's chicken
 
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He's chicken

Yes, but he'd probably rather be a live chicken than a dead duck!
 
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Look at you Max, bible thumping and all!

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But you’re probably right.


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Take this info to the bank.

The depression that I've been discussing since my tenure here at U.B.'s will begin Between on March 24 give or take. From what I'm told, it will 'kick off' with a huge correction in the stock market. Bond prices will skyrocket as will the price of gold. The depression that we're about to face will be the motha of all depressions. Bank closings, home foreclosures, homneless camps by the thousands, ect.ect.ect. You all know the drill.

Shortly after the depression begins, a huge world war will begin at various places...if you haven't prepped for this by now, I would say it's too late.

Sunday, I'm going to run a serious 'depression' thread. Be there----all six of you--including sock puppets must attend.

I would hope that many timebomb members would gather here on Sunday in order to find out the specifics of this very horrendous prediction.
 
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before you begin snickering, i have one thing to say....I'M FUCKIN SERIOUS.
 
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I just joined five minutes ago. I don't care what the fat boy says. I'll be here Sunday with balls on.


excuse the typo i meant bells on.
 
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i am expecting a surprise visit by John Galt. The infamous Mr. Galt promises to jazz up the conversation with hilarity, wit, and sarcasm.
 
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This place is like living in Sybil's head.


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How many times must I ask you to fill out the proper forms?

Is it so hard?


Yup, peter is pissed off. Nik please post moar music.
 
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Shortly after the depression begins, a huge world war will begin at various places...if you haven't prepped for this by now, I would say it's too late.


Rubbing my hands together in anticipatory glee--please, Jesus, pretty please!!!
 
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Doom denied and Doomer Doug exiled.


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It's a good thing next grooming day is March 23. I'd hate to greet the apocalypse without a proper coif.



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You can purchase my book, Day of the Dog at amazon

...the end is neigh

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Click on Drudge and read the front header. That header tells it . We're close, very close.

To prove I'm the real deal, I'm going to briefly talk to Shinmen. Do you remember our conversations on the telephone concerning teaming up for a podcast? We would have made a great team. So now you know. It's me.
 
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a huge correction in the stock market. Bond prices will skyrocket as will the price of gold. The depression that we're about to face will be the motha of all depressions. Bank closings, home foreclosures, homneless camps by the thousands, ect.ect.ect. You all know the drill.

Shortly after the depression begins, a huge world war will begin at various places...



That sounds exactly like the Jerry D Young book I just read

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