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I can't copy this photo!!!!!! Damn it, toner!


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I copied it into Paint and also saved it to my desktop. Confused Are you on a computer or a cell phone magic slate?



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Etch-a-sketch


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I have an Etch-a-sketch. It's about 3"x3". It sits next to Felix. Felix is always pointing toward the coffeemaker. You can't hear him, but he's saying "Have a cup of coffee! You'll feel better!".

You know what Felix keeps in his satchel? TREASURE!!!! Lots & lots of treasure. He's a very tricksy fellow and magical in many ways. Felix fans know about all that.

I also have a Felix clock. His tail swings back & forth. Actually, I'm not sure if it's one clock or two. It may be one of his magical tricks ala Schrödinger's cat. He's on the wall by my computer station, but when I go in my bedroom he's on the wall in there. I've never seen the two of them together. Very suspicious. Confused



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Felix is both right and wrong?


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Being that he's both black & white, I'd venture a guess that the answer to the question is in a grey area. Wink

BTW, he doesn't recognize daylight savings time. I respect him for that. What a rogue!


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So, poodles, there on your Felix clock picture, is he saying that it's 9:45?
I can't see how he twists that right arm around to 12, it'd look kinda funny.

anyhow...

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Felix The Cat Wall Clock w/ Moving Eyes & Tail



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Funny 'man story': Men & product instructions

I was given one clock as a gift. DH opens it up... NO TAIL!!! WTF! DEFECTIVE!

I'm like... Whatever. Put it back in the box. I'll keep it.

Man goes to Amazon, buys another clock. Man opens it up... NO TAIL!!! WTF! DEFECTIVE!

Wife pulls out instructions. "Tail is tucked up into clock - remove & attach to swinging tail-arm"

Doh


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I was just funning with you poodles — I'm familiar with those clocks. Peace

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