Love the reviews for Black Rifle coffee. This one sounds like someone we know:
Leo Rivera on Jan 13, 2017
Being 19 means nothing when ur the one of the primary work horse (besides my father) for a family of 7, this usually means sometimes the body stacking starts at 5am and doesn't stop Till 1am. That's when my love for coffee started that extra boost of caffeine to get my ass in first gear was great for the days I greeted the sun rise on my way to college. But the taste of some coffees didn't go down as smooth and sometimes the caffeine boost was weaker than hipsters. Being a huge gun guy in a 2nd amendment family I followed the mighty "ManSpot" on instagram and that's when I found this amazing mug of freedom. I can almost swear every time a take a sip a commie and an isis member dies due to the exposure of my freedom boner to the world. This coffee goes down as smooth if not better than most women I've been with and it hits u with that 50. Cal caffeine shot just when u need it most like a us sniper compensating for distance and windage but never compromising quality. The only thing I regret is not buying sooner or a bigger mug to fit twice as much freedom. So I thank you guys and gals at BRCC for your amazing service and ur absolutely brilliant cup of coffee.
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