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While TB Kooky is waiting for Cappy to shave his beard, UB will wait until I shave my ass.

That's right, if my ass is neeked you know doom is imminent.

You've been informed.


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My ass is always nekkid unless I need to go outside.


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Waiting on Cappy to shave his beard as the sign that "it's on".

LOL!

I wonder if he's been practicing with his .30-30 lately.

He had this oft told fantasy that during an enemy invasion he'd used his .30-30 to put rifle rounds down the gun barrels of enemy tanks to foul them with obstructions that would blow the gun up when they fired them.

*IF* someone could pull off a shot like that with a .30-30 it would have be from such a relatively short range (like less than 200 yards) that the tanks' accompanying infantry screen would be in your fucking lap while you were trying it.


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Doom denied.


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Doom denied.


Shit, not again....


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Doom denied.


Shit, not again....


If people insist on submitting poorly filled out applications, them's the breaks.

Bureaucracy will not be trifled with.


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Doom denied.


Shit, not again....


If people insist on submitting poorly filled out applications, them's the breaks.

Bureaucracy will not be trifled with.



Hush up now!

Get your ass back to the Ministry of Silly Walks where you belong.

Away with you!


nono2


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Be advised...

Grow back itch
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