Waiting on Cappy to shave his beard as the sign that "it's on".
I wonder if he's been practicing with his .30-30 lately.
He had this oft told fantasy that during an enemy invasion he'd used his .30-30 to put rifle rounds down the gun barrels of enemy tanks to foul them with obstructions that would blow the gun up when they fired them.
*IF* someone could pull off a shot like that with a .30-30 it would have be from such a relatively short range (like less than 200 yards) that the tanks' accompanying infantry screen would be in your fucking lap while you were trying it.
Uncle Bob's would like to apologize to the following people or groups of people who we undoubtedly have offended over the course of the past few years. If you feel you have been personally offended then take this apology to be specifically for you. Otherwise, we apologize to Jewish Mexicans, President Barack Hussein Obama Mmm Mmm Mmm a.k.a. Hopey McChangey, Catholic Priests who dork little boys, vegetarians, Fruit Loop, Atkins' Diet adherents and other fat-asses, Dennis J. Olson, Delta Lady, Joe and his Socks, paranoid persona's, space aliens, Illegal Aliens, Boy Scouts, same sex aficionados, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Canadians, ditch diggers, people who support the aforementioned, people on Prozac, Mel Gibson, Nazi Mods, Tiger Woods, motorcycle gang members, rag heads or towel heads or any other Middle Eastern personas or personae, Crotch Bombers, Britney Spears, the blind, the entire Gay and Lesbian community, Charlie Sheen, Black Panthers, NAACP, and anybody who has ever been called Lard Ass.