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packyderms_wife: Fried Egg Sammie Alert I am trying to push off eating a fried egg Sammie here like there is no tomorrow, yeah it’s bad right now. I’ve been fighting a weird horrible headache all day and have had some rather weird ear tones. I suspect I will give in come tomorrow morning with some fried corn if this doesn’t subside. RUN FOR THE HILLS! LINK: http://www.timebomb2000.com/vb...ied-Egg-Sammie-Alert | ||
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Fried corn??? WTF is fried corn? ![]() >>> "LIVE! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!" Auntie Mame >>> I never asked for trust funds. They were thrust upon me. Have pity. <<< | |||
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Psychosomatically prophetic. ------------------------------- Face down, or I'll make your heart stop beating with my mind. | |||
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Is this the one who's cat talks to her? I get all the fucking kooks mixed up over there.....whatever you all know the others over there that just feed into their craziness are laughing at them as they type replies lol **************** Does anything rhyme with orange? | |||
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Funny. She goes on to say that means a big earthquake in the next nine days. The odds of a 7.x earthquake in any 9 day period are about 1 in 3. If you take it down to a 6.x, then the odds are about 2.5 in 1. She needs a sandwich with much better resolution. | |||
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43,174 Tard Points Her Royal Tardiness, The Alpha Purge-Mistress "Cares With A Fist" ![]() |
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That bloated old broad is nuts. | |||
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She's the one who claims she has Alzheimer's disease. She thinks she knows everything about everything. She does say she's fat every now and then. Must be the fried corn, it's full of carbs and will put the weight on you, and beer. | |||
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Dementia, cat talks to her, and predicts earthquakes with food cravings. My easy-goin' nature is gettin' sorely fuckin' tested. | |||
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I think she's the one who's so fat she can barely get out of a chair. Seems there was a post way back about her being a diabetic, having Alzheimer's and a host of other self inflicted ailments. I envision a 400 pound beast sitting in an overstuffed, bottomed out chair in front of a computer, surrounded by a Big Gulp of sugar laden soda, bags of chips and snacks, and complaining about her health. She, like that know-it-all Melodi, have a been there, done that comment for pretty much everything. She's very quick to judge and condemn others but somehow misses gluttony being named in the bible. I wonder if there are fat people in heaven. "Packy" likes her food, that's for sure. Putting the fun in dysfunction | |||
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Don't forget her claim of the cat being able to walk through walls:
JFC - some of these people are really out there! But hey, they keep the $ flowing for LardAss. Putting the fun in dysfunction | |||
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I have melodi on ignore lol I couldn't take the novel length posts/replies oh and MY egg sandwiches don't fucking crunch lmao I don't how she fries hers ( yikes) they do if I add bacon but you know..... ![]() **************** Does anything rhyme with orange? | |||
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I skim over Melodi's drivel. For the most part, her posts are all the same. Whatever the topic is, she's done it, lived though it, is an expert, or had a housemate that is/was whatever the discussion is about. She's totally predictable. Melodi would have to be 300 years old to have done all she claims. Putting the fun in dysfunction | |||
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The Seven Deadly Sins are not in the Bible, but getting it on with your daughters in a drunken threesome after your wife bites it watching your hometown get obliterated is perfectly kosher. Just a friendly reminder, so party on. ------------------------------- Face down, or I'll make your heart stop beating with my mind. | |||
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Au contraire (sort of). Gluttony is most definitely in the bible. It's in Deuteronomy and Proverbs. Deuteronomy 21:20 - "and they shall say to the elders of his city, ‘This our son is stubborn and rebellious; he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard.’" Proverbs 23:20-21 - "Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags." Proverbs 23:2 - “Put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony.” But you are correct about the 7 deadly sins. Those came about by Pope Gregory I in the late sixth century. They were never listed in the bible. Carry on. Putting the fun in dysfunction | |||
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That's one of my favorite stories from The Bible... ![]() | |||
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JFC, did you see what that psycho bitch posted on ET2's "special gifts" thread? [QUOTE=packyderms_wife;7471275]The New Testament talks about those of us that are prophets, and those of us that speak in tongues (I speak fifteen different languages five of which are native), and those of us that are seers.[/QUOTE] Posted here: http://www.timebomb2000.com/vb...-special-gifts/page2 So let's see, she claims to be a "prophet," a "seer," and that she "speaks fifteen different languages." What a fucking riot. | |||
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This whole popcorn jones was a thing on Coast to Coast decades ago. Dunno. I pay more attention to the animals. When they go stupid, I expect things to rock. ______________________________ "There is nothing here but enjoyment. It's a buffet of madness and quackery, mixed with a bit of crazed horn dogs and thingsthatgobumpinthenight. -- Traitor Vic | |||
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Posted here: http://www.timebomb2000.com/vb...-special-gifts/page2 So let's see, she claims to be a "prophet," a "seer," and that she "speaks fifteen different languages." What a fucking riot.[/QUOTE] LOL "those of us that are prophets, and those of us that speak in tongues (I speak fifteen different languages five of which are native), and those of us that are seers." How does someone speak 5 native languages? There's mother tongue and native language, in that your native language is what you have learned from birth. If someone learned two languages from birth then they have two native languages. Native language refers to the language of the area someone grows up in. (Mother tongue refers to the language of the family you grew up in.) I'm not buying that phat phuk has 5 native languages. I am fairly certain that the bible calls shenanigans on the prophets and seers who predict total bullshit too. The cat apparently is/was also a prophet and seer, even from the grave. That little MF can walk through walls!! Which begs to question, if Fatty Packy knows all and sees all, why is she poor as fuck, big as a house, and has all sorts of ailments? You'd think she and the cat could have "seen" some of that coming, right? How many ways can she say "Get in muh belly!"? As Judge Judy would say: "There's something wrong with you, madam". I'll give that crowd over there one thing - they are never not funny. Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho! Rama lama ding dong! Putting the fun in dysfunction | |||
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The apocalypse just flew over my house. True story. ------------------------------- Face down, or I'll make your heart stop beating with my mind. | |||
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