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Let us send him our VIBES
 
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Cough up bitchz
 
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Yeah...that new mongrel was sure a great investment. What a loser!
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Originally posted by Lardass: Today 03:44 PM #1 Dennis Olson's Avatar Dennis Olson Dennis Olson is online now
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My contract is over Sept 1st
I’m kicking my job search into overdrive as of yesterday. If anyone feels motivated to send positive thoughts my way, I’d be grateful. It’s been a good run and they paid well.


I hope he can eat all the useless shit he's been buying with the funds the members have given him "to keep the doors open". Surely there will be another fundraiser in the near future to pay for a server upgrade, some sort of new software, or some made up government fees.


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Awwwwwww--out of a job?!

Weep, weep-sniff, sniff (not).
 
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Agree with all of the above. There will soon be needs up the wha to keep a simple cheap ass posting board running. IMHO in todays market with simple posting boards you can run one for about $100 a month.




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Agree with all of the above. There will soon be needs up the wha to keep a simple cheap ass posting board running. IMHO in todays market with simple posting boards you can run one for about $100 a month.


Not when you're habitually unemployed, unemployable by design (appearance and attitude), and waste your savings on BS purchases. On the bright side, he'll have plenty of time to train his new puppy, bitch about the older dog not being perfect, and may even find time to clean up the dog shit out of his yard and cut his grass more than once every 6 weeks. Think of all the extra time he'll have to correct spelling and grammar. Winning!
Watch, he'll be offered a dream job but it will be in a city he deems unworthy and instead will continue to live in squalor and bitch about the Texas heat. He knows his audience. They won't let their leader starve, although shedding 50+ pounds would do him a world of good. It's not going to be easy for him. What is he, 60? Maybe older? I don't care how good he is at whatever it is he does, most employers will consider him high risk, low return, and someone who won't be there long. He'll be competing against younger, more energetic people who can probably work circles around his fat ass.
Aren't there any lonely widows over there who'd love the opportunity to shack up with a catch like LardAss?


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Shedding 150 lbs. is more like it.

Gotta admit......he has milked is followers for a very long time. Oh Dennis....we love you so much for keeping this special place open. We will send what we can once our next Disabilty check comes in. What a fuckwad!!!!!!!!




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Yeah, remember my DO prediction thread was about this. Thanks DO for making my thread come true.


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Yeah, right here:

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Maybe we should start a pool on when the begging starts?

Send me all the monay. dollar


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Maybe we should start a pool on when the begging starts?

Send me all the monay. dollar


It has already started.......remember......he begins by dropping the news that due to reasons beyond his responsibility he has yet again lost a job. Give it about 48 hours and then there will be either vet bills or needs for a new server.




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Dennis Olson:
My first interview is tomorrow. I don't have much confidence that I'll generate an offer. I'm not even in "job interview" mode yet. You have to psyche yourself up for all that crap.

http://www.timebomb2000.com/vb...-over-Sept-1st/page3

I guess he can't "psyche himself up" until he's missed a few paychecks. What a loser! Doh
 
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Dennis Olson:
My first interview is tomorrow. I don't have much confidence that I'll generate an offer. I'm not even in "job interview" mode yet. You have to psyche yourself up for all that crap.

http://www.timebomb2000.com/vb...-over-Sept-1st/page3

I guess he can't "psyche himself up" until he's missed a few paychecks. What a loser! Doh



I’m sure he has better plans. He most likely will file for unemployment from TEC. That’s probably an easy 6 month gig for him, and along with the begging/scamming he has in mind, he will have a nice vacation lined up for the near future.


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Maybe he will find time to clean up the dog shit and mow his lawn. But I doubt it.




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Maybe he will find time to clean up the dog shit and mow his lawn. But I doubt it.


That won't happen until his neighbors (God bless them) start complaining. Then comes the posts about how he spent 40 hours out in his knee-high yard picking up 100 lbs of dog shit and then mowing the lawn. Next, he'll bitch and moan about how hot it was and how tired he is and is aching back and legs, and everything else.
He'll bitch about what shitty neighbors he has and how horrible they are to complain to the HOA or his landlord because his pig stye makes the rest of what is probably a decent neighborhood look like public housing. He'll end it all with a post about how he rewarded himself (and the dogs) with a big juicy steak that he somehow mustered the energy to prepare with his special seasoning, down to his grilling technique. That will lead to the others chiming in about their grilling expertise and those who'll bemoan how they wish they could afford a steak (probably because they sent LardAss their last $5 "for the cause").
I bet his neighbors loathe him and tell their kids "to keep clear of that creepy man who wears the trench coats". His place must smell like a combination of wet dog, urine, fat people B.O., and the stench of a bathroom anal explosion brought on by an overload of Taco Bell beans.


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Man, I just don't get this. I have been an independent contractor since 1994. You *always* have irons in the fire. I know it is hard, but I do try to keep at least one month's expenses available in cash and some headroom on my credit cards, just in case somebody stiffs me. Your job is only good for two weeks. If that much. Lardass should know better, but he doesn't. And he had better psyche himself up for a job, because like it or not, nobody wants to hire an aging asshole, when they can get two younger geeks for the same price.

Welcome to the real world.


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Man, I just don't get this. I have been an independent contractor since 1994. You *always* have irons in the fire. I know it is hard, but I do try to keep at least one month's expenses available in cash and some headroom on my credit cards, just in case somebody stiffs me. Your job is only good for two weeks. If that much. Lardass should know better, but he doesn't. And he had better psyche himself up for a job, because like it or not, nobody wants to hire an aging asshole, when they can get two younger geeks for the same price.

Welcome to the real world.


This is just the latest episode of fuckwittery from King Fuckwit himself.

That stupid fuck couldn't manage a true self-employment situation successfully for more than six months without ending up in a homeless shelter.

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