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He better hope all it costs him is $40. If the neighbor is even slightly injured or reports the attack to animal control, LardAss is going to have a problem. I guess he's not the pack master dog trainer expert after all.

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Aja attacked someone this morning
So, I walk the pups every morning. We always follow the same route. Today while walking, I saw a man loading a beautiful cobalt blue pickup. (That’s my absolute favorite color.) We struck up a conversation. Eventually he approached me in a very friendly, non-threatening way. Hairy of course, went in for attention. Both were on extend-a-leads. Then something went very wrong. Hairy jumped up against him, and Aja darted in and grabbed his shirt. Thrashing her head back-and-forth, she tore it. Hairy didn’t bite, but he was hopping against the man, and I saw him go vertical for the first time ever. He was as tall as the man (about 6’2” near as I could tell), and he hopped higher than the man’s head.

Needless to say, all this happened in the space of 2-4 seconds, and caught me completely by surprise. I hauled the dogs back and apologized profusely to him for their behavior. (As you all know, neither has evidenced this behavior in times past.) I told him that I’d be happy to reimburse him for his torn shirt. We went on our way and finished the walk. After getting home, I was very disturbed by what had happened. I wrote a note again apologizing, and added $40 by way of compensation. I place that in an envelope and went to his house. I knocked but no one answered, so I put the envelope in the mailbox.

I learned a couple things today. Evidently I haven’t been “alpha enough” to the dogs. I’ll need to engage in some serious remedial training. Second, I can no longer let children approach and pet them. The upside is that I learned all this at the cost of only a T-shirt. I’ve never owned dogs that would do this, and have to regain control.

It was most impressive seeing Hairy go vertical however. He’s a huge dog, even though at first glance he doesn’t look like it.


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If the guy files a complaint with Animal Control, Lardass can expect AC to show up with a warrant for the dogs unless he has proof of licensing/current vax info on hand. If they haul the dogs away, the cost of quarantining them is at the owner's expense.

Had an unfortunate accident at the vet's and AC did come to the house, saw proof of license/vax and let me home quarantine.

What an an ass. I haven't heard anyone use alpha training for years. If you don't have mental yield in the house or field, you have no control.
 
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Damned shepherds are fear-biters.
He had to learn it sometime.
 
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Damned shepherds are fear-biters.
He had to learn it sometime.

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Damned shepherds are fear-biters.
He had to learn it sometime.


German shepherd dogs are intelligent creatures, and as such are sensitive to the effects of living with psychotic humans, actually humans that don't know much of anything about what dogs are.

Given what information the idiot put in his post concerning the supposed "attack", I would not characterize what happened as an attack. The dogs were attempting to compel the man to engage in play, albeit rough play. If it had been an actual attack, there would have been unmistakable ramifications, hard, deep bites, continuation and great resistance to control.

Dennis doesn't understand his dogs in any realistic manner. He continuously anthropomorphizes them, which is common but idiotic, if one wants to effectively train the animals.

Then the people offering advice, what vacuous fools. Oh, the dogs could sense "evil" in the guy, and therefore were protecting lard ass ....... yeah right ........ if this were true, that the dogs could sense "evil", then they would have killed lard ass long ago.

My wife and I have raised German Shepherd dogs for over twenty years. My wife does the majority of the repetitious training, as she is a teacher by training, and loves control. We have learned many things about these dogs, by observation, and by listening, and learning from others who knew more than we do. Lard ass is a know it all, a massive, ignorant egotist, and so he learns very little, and continuously fucks up with both dogs and people.

This business about being "alpha", it only goes so far before the brain needs to kick into gear, and some greater level of understanding and action is necessitated. Being alpha is all the shit head has in his play book, and it shows with how he mishandles both dogs and people.


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Damned shepherds are fear-biters.
He had to learn it sometime.

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Like I said ............... and all dogs, not just German Shepherds, will bite out of fear, if abused, and not trained.


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Olson could not train a woodtick to bite and suck on his balls much less dogs.




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Some real cynics on this thread. Not everyone is lawsuit-happy. This was a guy in his 50’s - early 60’s, White, with a cross on his front door.




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To add. While doing homeowner insurance inspections I learned this. The number one cost to homeowner insurance companies is paying for dog bite incidents. Way more than fires, tornadoes, all that shit combined. Fucking dog bites. While doing my inspections I was required to photograph any dogs I encountered and document their disposition, etc.




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So, I walk the pups every morning.


I call shenanigans.

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So, I walk the pups every morning.


I call shenanigans.

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No, I bet he does. He walks them from the bed to the refrigerator quite often I imagine.
 
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Extend-a-leads? That can't be a good plan.
 
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Extend-a-leads? That can't be a good plan.


In LardAss's defense, he is a pretty solid anchor for them - until one gets wrapped around something or him. Big dogs need lots of exercise. If he is unable to walk them on a proper leash for a neighborhood stroll, then he needs to load them up and take them to an empty field or dog park. Of course the dog park may have some of those undesirable dark people and may not allow LardAss to open carry as a display of his might and one who should be feared and respected. Plus, it must be awfully warm in a trench coat in Texas heat.
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Well 444, if YOUR dog (or any other) attacked me or my family NO MATTER WHAT (as long as I/we weren't doing something illegal), that dog would be dead. RTFN. If you (or anyone else) "came at me" to do physical harm "in revenge", you (or anyone else) would immediately join your (or their) dog in "heaven". My wife and both my boys are armed and KNOW HOW TO SHOOT, and would, upon the sound of the first gunshot, be covering me, or I them.


Does he still feel the same and will be understanding when the neighbor comes after Aja for "attacking" him.


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Well 444, if YOUR dog (or any other) attacked me or my family NO MATTER WHAT (as long as I/we weren't doing something illegal), that dog would be dead. RTFN. If you (or anyone else) "came at me" to do physical harm "in revenge", you (or anyone else) would immediately join your (or their) dog in "heaven". My wife and both my boys are armed and KNOW HOW TO SHOOT, and would, upon the sound of the first gunshot, be covering me, or I them.


Does he still feel the same and will be understanding when the neighbor comes after Aja for "attacking" him.

Since LardAss is a Bible believing Christian, ( Puke) let's apply his belief system to this situation:

Matthew 12:37
" For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned."

Hmmmm...

Looks like that old man should have killed Aja on the spot.
 
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