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Man throws his severed penis at police
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Oh dear god why!?!?

“ At some point during the chase, he ditched his own dick out of the window of his Honda Accord like a banana on a Mario Kart track”
 
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A Tennessee man allegedly flung his own severed penis out of his car window during a police chase last week—and said voices on the radio told him to do it in order to save the world.

Tyson Gilbert, 39, had parked his car partially blocking the highway when police first approached him in Dowelltown. After the cops hit their lights to pull him over, he took off.

The chase involved multiple police departments and two branches of the Tennessee Highway Patrol, according to Newsweek.

At some point during the chase, he ditched his own dick out of the window of his Honda Accord like a banana on a Mario Kart track. "
 
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Those voices must have been one of those host on The View.

They’d do that.


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Originally posted by Traitor Vic:
Those voices must have been one of those host on The View.

They’d do that.


Maybe WHOPPI wants a big one
 
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Meth is a hell of a drug.

Its nice to see our community making the news.

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So sayeth Rick James...except he was referring to coke



She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street…
 
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Impressive. I have a hard time getting a bottle of pop out of the cup holder while driving.
 
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by dissimulo:
Impressive. I have a hard time getting a bottle of pop out of the cup holder while driving.[/QUOTE

The medical term for this is THROWADICTOME
 
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